Granted, in the above picture Barry and Adam have a distinctly pretty-boy thing going on. Blame the stylists, though, because neither of them is conventionally handsome. Pepper's a little more accessible in that regard-- he's blondish and chisel-y, but quirky enough that he squeaks under the pretty radar. Just quirky enough to make him look like maybe you shouldn't mess with him. Which is, of course, always appealing. Goldberg has kind of an old-fashioned nice-boy-you'd-never-want-to-date look about him. But the pencil-thin mustache he sported in Saving Private Ryan was the perfect vehicle for his crossover-- come hither, soldier boy!
Then there's Diesel, who defies any sort of classification. He's all man, baby. Allll maaaaannnn. He's the kind of man you're a little bit afraid of, but you go ahead in spite of yourself. Because, well, those arms. That voice. That... name. In case you wondered, that ridiculous name says, I'm a man. And all you can think is, You certainly are, sir. You certainly are. |
