Fred's Adventure
Fred looked angrily into the fishes bulging eyes and replied, "%$^$**, SHORTY, before I flush you down the nearest toilet... I want my wishes, and the first wish is to put a zipper on your mouth. My second wish is to have my own casino in Harlem."
Created by Michael Allison
The third wish is...
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