| Lyrics typed by ME! "Dear Marshall" - Stan Parody Will the real Scott Thompson please stand up, please stand up! Oh dear, I think we are going to have a problem here. Dear Eminem I still havent heard back from you But thats okay, I understand you because I do it too Im always on the rode like Tom Jode I expect ill be hearing from you pretty soon though because I included a self-addressed envelope along with some stamps And just in case I also put in my email addresss Eminemlovesmeataoldotbuthedoesntknowityetdotcom I still think your the bomb Anyways, Im still with Vince Oh thats right you havent met him If we ever adopt a special needs ???child We are going to name him Eminem So whuzzup! I hear youre divorcing Kim, good I always thought you looked better with him Dre completes you in the middle is where he meets you I bet you he had you at Yo! Dude its so rare to get a black man that sticks around Believe me, I know! Hang on to him Marshall Everyone says Im a dope for loving you like I do They say youre homophobic, I say youre not Sincerely yours, Your Biggest Gay Fan, Scott Chorus: You are so angry all the time I just dont see the point Even when I see your photos, you always got a scawl Even if I could be as close as Dre Would you ever smile at all This concerns me Are you straight or gay are you straight or gay Dear Mr. Ive gotten a little to big for my bridges Well here it is one month later and still no letter Its not really me, its more my mother She thinks we look good together I think you look good in leather But thats just me though Hey remember that nite you didnt play Madison Square My mom and I were there, thanks she got a cold after that I hope you get fat I love you Marshall, but I hate you Slim Vince is so jealous of you, he doesnt understand thats its true That rappers can be gay Well not like gay like gay gay but like dude that sure is gay Sometimes I think to myself what if you were ugly Would I still be in love with you like I am or am I that shallow Damn! Anyways, let me just wrap up yet another letter that you wont return of course by saying that I was rooting for Britney at the MTV awards Love Scott Oh PS - Tell Nursey Dre that Elton n George send there love (Makes kiss noise - Muaaaaa) CHORUS Dear Mr. Im to hardcore to come out of the closet because I dont want to loose my street ?????? but inside im just an Nsync lover little girl I can no longer continue with this one-sided relationship Marshall And I have therefore decided this is the last you will hear from me No im not going to kill myself you idiot! I killed by boyfriend Vince Yea I did! I guess I just got sick and tired defending your fat ass so I - I beat him to death with the juicer (Vince in bkground: Hey Pumpkin Im home!) (Scott whispering: Shutup. Can you please get out of here Im recording. Dinner is in the oven just put it in the microwave okay.) (Vince: Alright.) Okay his not dead but he could be Im not angry I just dranked a fifth of carrot juice, dare me to drive? Well I would but I cant drive stick Mother tells me I should just walk away You know like that song by the Bangels, Walk Like An Egyptian but without the Egyptian car. Let me tell you something Mr. Mathers You better watch it ? because you can easily get fat Oh your skinny now because your young but youll get fat Oh trust me And I cant wait for that day I cant wait to hear you duet with Peeboy ? Bryson or See you in one of those Indian casinos SlimShady, yea more like fat shady you ? You are so fat I hate you I love you I love you I love you I hate you I love you I love you I hate you....................... |