The Marshall Mathers LP - Steve Berman (skit)

-Eminem-
"Ehiii"

-Steve Berman-
"Ehi Em what's up?"


-Eminem-
"Steve Berman, what's goin' on man?
How you doin'?
Good to see you again. What's up?"


-Steve Berman-
"Em, could you come in
and have a seat please?
Vanessa, shut the door."


-Vanessa-
"Okay."


-Eminem-
"So what's up, how's the orders
for the first week?"


-Steve Berman-
"It would be better
if you gave me nothing at all.
This album is less than nothing.
I can't sell this fucking record.
Do you know what's happening
to me out there?"


-Eminem-
"What's the problem?"


-Steve Berman-
"Violet told me
to fuck myself."


-Eminem-
"Who's Violet?"


-Steve Berman-
"Tower Records told me
to shove this record up my ass!
Do you know what if feels like to be told
that a record shoved up your ass!?
Im gonna loose
my fucking job over this.
You know why Dre's -2-
records are so succesfull?
He's rapping about big screen tv's,
blunts -3-, 40's -4- and bitches.
You're rapping about
homosexual and Vicadin -5-.
I can't sell this shit!
Change the record
or it's not coming out...
now get the fuck
out of my office!"


-Eminem-
"What am I supposed to..."


-Steve Berman-
"NOW!"


-Eminem-
"Ay man, whatever..."