Nugget of Joy
Conversation Stoppers
Oftentimes my colleagues will try and chit-chat with me.  It`s all very good and I enjoy talking with them.  However, many times in their good-natured efforts to kickstart a conversation, they instead bring it to a swift and ironic end.  They do this because they tend to start conversations with a benign statement of the obvious that, when said in that enigmatic way that only a non-native speaker of English can, leaves me capable of mustering only stunned silence in reply.
"Emily, I saw you riding your bike yesterday."
"Emily, you have a lot of friends."
"I saw you dancing yesterday."
(I had dropped in on FHS`s dance club)
"Emily, you are eating lunch already."
"Emily, you are emailing...again."
"Emily, we thought you would be bigger."





"Japanese hot springs are very nice."




And, after discussing the inevitable topic of my ethnic and national heritage, Otsu Sensei informed me,



"We are 100% Japanese."
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