The Mind altering Monkey Dream |
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This dream begins with me walking into the dining room. I look out the window and what do i see but 3 large ape like creatures ambling about in our front yard! Well this will never do since I know full well those things will make poo everywhere and ruin our lawn. So, i take it upon my self to scare the things away with my BB gun. I pump it up and open the front door, take aim, and shoot the nearest one square in the butt. He jumps in the air howling from surprise (and maybe a little pain) and charges for me. Well, since the apes cant get in our house (dont ask. They just cant) i shut the door quickly and head to get good ole dad. He agrees that the monkeys will ruin our lawn, and we decided to get rid of them together. He grabs a shotgun, i grab a .22 for support from the front door. He goes outside, and finds them eyeing his pick up truck rather oddly. Dad goes outside and shoots his gun in the air. The apes scatter and dad gets in his truck. The apes decide THEY want the truck and one of them manages to get in the passenger side (yes, they can open truck doors, but not front doors to houses) and pushes my dad out, swiping his shotgun in the process. Now, I would like to point out that the monkey in the truck with the gun looks remarkably like MY DAD only with alot more hair, and a thicker goatee. One of the other monkeys looks like Harry from the movie Harry and the Hendersons. I didnt see the 3rd primate. This ape in the truck looks at the gun, looks at teh steering wheel, and says "This will be usefull in our heist." I realize then that these monkeys have plans to rob a bank! I cover my dad so he can make it back inside. These monkeys seem to be bullet proof, but shooting them in the butt seems to bother them a bit. At this point, some person that I |
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