The Mind altering Monkey Dream

This dream begins with me walking into the dining room.  I look out the window and what do i see but 3 large ape like creatures ambling about in our front yard!  Well this will never do since I know full well those things will make poo everywhere and ruin our lawn.  So, i take it upon my self to scare the things away with my BB gun.  I pump it up and open the front door, take aim, and shoot the nearest one square in the butt.  He jumps in the air howling from surprise (and maybe a little pain) and charges for me.  Well, since the apes cant get in our house (dont ask.  They just cant) i shut the door quickly and head to get good ole dad.  He agrees that the monkeys will ruin our lawn, and we decided to get rid of them together.  He grabs a shotgun, i grab a .22 for support from the front door.  He goes outside, and finds them eyeing his pick up truck rather oddly.  Dad goes outside and shoots his gun in the air.  The apes scatter and dad gets in his truck. The apes decide THEY want the truck and one of them manages to get in the passenger side (yes, they can open truck doors, but not front doors to houses) and pushes my dad out, swiping his shotgun in the process.  Now, I would like to point out that the monkey in the truck with the gun looks remarkably like MY DAD only with alot more hair, and a thicker goatee.  One of the other monkeys looks like Harry from the movie Harry and the Hendersons.  I didnt see the 3rd primate. This ape in the truck looks at the gun, looks at teh steering wheel, and says "This will be usefull in our heist." I realize then that these monkeys have plans to rob a bank!  I cover my dad so he can make it back inside.  These monkeys seem to be bullet proof, but shooting them in the butt seems to bother them a bit.  At this point, some person that I
KNOW but cant remember for the life of me who he is walks around the corner of the house in a tank top undershirt and a pair of blue boxers, shoots a monkey in the hand with whatever gun he has, then gets chased of and i dont see him for the rest of the dream.  Dad and i conspire to rid ourselves of these critters once and for all and start gathering our weapons.  Then I wake up.

Keep in mind that this dream is about 6 years old.  I still remember the details.  It changed my outlook on life (somehow).  I wasnt quite the same after this proof of madness.  Also notice that these are TALKING GORILLAS that plan to ROB A BANK.

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