A: Use the defrogger!
Q:What kind of stories do frogs like?
A: Stories with hoppy endings...
Q:When is a car like a frog?
A:When it's being toad.
Q:What did the frog order at McDonalds?
A:A diet Croak and a large order of flies, SuperSize!
Q:What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!
Q:What do stylish frogs wear?
A:Jumpsuits!
Q:What is green green green green green?
A:A frog rolling down a hill!
Q:What does a frog wear on St. Patricks's day?
A: NOTHING
Q:Why did a motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
A:To pick the flies out from between his teeth!:
Q: Whats green and red all over?
A: A frog in a blender!
