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I recently went on holiday, a long weekend in Berkshire with my dog, John Lennon. We arrived at the airport and went through to the terminal. John and I sat down. We spotted
a suspicious group of people. I watched as they sat down across from us. I could not believe my eyes... All 7 of them had no chin! I scrambled nervously before looking down 
at the ground. I looked at my watch - we had 2 hours until the flight! I was rather displeased as my neck had become even more haggard than before. After an hour or so of 
floor watching they came over and asked me if I was alright, as I had been breathing quite heavily for quite some time. I told them I was fine, that it was just my Iron lung. They
asked me my name and me being suspicious of them I told them that my name was Ricky Carmicheal ( a biker who I once saw riding around a track at very high speeds). 
They asked me where I was flying to, and I of course said Berkshire, thinking that they wouldn't be going to such an unsuspicious town. But they too were going to Berkshire, 
which put my kettle right off.I gasped for air and my neck cracked. I was left feeling  muddled, with my head stuck in the upright position. I was forced to look at their pointlessly 
chinless faces. After a while the began telling me why they had no chins. I didn't want to listen to their chin-wrenching stories so I tried to tune out their eccentric speech. I 
sometimes heard their terrifying talk. I discovered one of them lost his chin in an airplane toilet, which left me feeling a little scared and a little confused. I asked why he was 
going on a plane when he had such a fear, "I want to face my fear" he said, "It's not like I could lose my chin again is it". I started to realise what evil people these non-chins 
are, and asked myself why they hadn't had plastic surgery...of course I would never ask them that, their odd form might be discouraged or angered by such a nosy question. 
I tried to steer the conversation away from not having a chin, by distracting them with a cheap trick.I pointed to the wall and said "What is that!?" They looked across and I ran.
Unfortunately they thought that I had pointed to their friend, Jeff, who had no facial features whatsoever - apart from half a nostril which doesn't really help matters. My 
adventure on the plane is a whole other story, which I'll post next week!

Goodbye for now, Panda Death chums!