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In terms of colour the lies are
so obviously blue, but why? Do you see any blue cards when you
look through a pack of 54 (52 if you want to exclude the jokers)
do you notice any blue ones?
"NO!"
Exactly. There are no blue cards.
But wait, look at the back... is that blue?
"depends on the pack!"
Exactly! But i'm not getting
at that! If you asked a card how it felt, what do YOU think it
would say... exactly it would say it felt sad. Another way to
say your sad is "I feel blue!" hence the fact that all
cards are really quite blue, unless they're queens, cause they
just love all that male attention. 8 men versues 4 women - they
can't lose!
So are they liars? Well they
might be, we just don't know!
So who really cares about wether
cards have feeling or not! I say MURDER them all! All of them!
Freaking cards!