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New evidence has arisen in the Button Enquiry, which could suggest that the culprits were actually 2 noses. The evidence emerged when they looked at some CCTV footage of the night that Mr. Cadbury was shot, which clearly shows 2 noses running away from the incident. Members of the nose community have already released a statement "They just had colds" claimed John Sniff, one of the head members of the nose council. "The footage clearly shows them wiping themselves, and not with guns!" he continued.

We expect to see the verdict of the Button Enquiry next week.

ISDN Monkey, Panda News Now