EMERGE QUOTES
This page contains quotes.... you should have already known.
"because this list is really a bunch of horny people who want to get laid.
music and goth stuf and FDA are just the proverbial peacock's feathers."-erik, wondering why he is is here" - Griffed / Voight Kampf
"ok, so far hangovers are caused by:
1. dehydration
a 2. because you didn't take your vitamin C chewables, before, during, and after drinking.
3. you are low on B complex vitamins.
4. you did not drink a 32 ouncer of gatorade before going to sleep
5. you did not drink an elephant bladder of water which caused edema of your arteries. (something to that effect)
6. because you drank the wrong kind of vodka
7. SHOK
anyone have anything else to add to this list? " - Invizibleangel Jenn
"Much of this marvelous madness is on video - a scary thought!"
- Ysobelle / Nikki
"I was thinking of doing something on Saturday even though I think St.
Patricks Day is Friday...heck, we'll just make a weekend celebration out of
it...
Anyone have any evil kitschy ideas for st. pats day??
We have the house...so...hey whatever....Im always up for a party....
But please this time NO RED ICING/WAR PAINT and Matt stay outta my Eyeliner..
...=P " - SisterJenn
"I can be anyone I want to be.... and I have been" - Unca Trim Sarc Timbo Binder
"Monkey Pickle!!!" - Quiddity
"What did we do lastagain?"
- Everyone on the emerge list while away from their computers
" Oh, and one more thing... When you WRITE the minutes, you don't RIGHT the minutes!
Maybe you should pay attention!!! :P" - ATHENA BECKY~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Princess Ying's Stolen Words of Wit:
I have been compiling a list of some favorite Emerge quotes, gathered from the strings and arrays
(them's programming words, mah friends) and the incessant burble of this warm & cozy mailing list.
See if you can spot something YOU said in there...after all, they've made it into my emails on many
an occasion (used only as a random signature, I assure you), so don't frown! Laugh! Plagarism is Flattery!!:)"The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first..."
"Believing I had supernatural powers, I slammed into a brick wall."
"I treat men like Salamanders...I like to watch them squirm…"
"...In this life you only get one chance to prove to the rest of us that you are really you..."
"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
"...The axis of a conic section is called the latus rectum..."
"...Do what I did. Leave a live grenade in your pocket and pray to GOD that they steal your pants before it blows..."
"...My gusundahoink feels like i stuck a cumbobulator in the cullungilitil!! where's my smirnoff?!!!"
"Fuck my enemies. It's my friends, my goddamn friends, who keep me up pacing at night."
"...Those who find ugly meaning in a beautiful thing are corrupt without being charming..."
"...as usual, auxiliary panties are suggested but not required..."
"...Friday's Agenda: Loss of innocence & transformation into a slutty cacophony leading to a no "holes" barred capmpaign for america's highest office..."
"...get (your) work done as soon as possible and (don't) let it build... cause when it builds.. BLAMHOLY MOLY in a sheephearder's lasagna on a naked day, you
might not be able to catch up on it..."
"this "flesh" thing... this "earth" thing... i don't know... sometimes i think it's just a dream that your soul had in order to reach out to people to kiss or dance..."
"...It was a gently fingerpoken, fits for a princess!..."
"I'm new and improved! Now with added flavor! Common side effects included stroke, ugliness, myocardial infarction, itchy itchy rash, and death"
"I didn't know I drank such a lot, until I pissed a tequila anaconda the full length of the parking lot!"
*Do not underestimate me! It any moment I can turn into a raging werewolf and eat your face like a chicken!*
"…and so long as the cat-head-hat isn't real fur, can I try?" (Ying's personal Favorite)
