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12. You are out on a date and your date (whom you have only been out with once or twice) gets roaring drunk and begs you to sleep with her, do you:

a. think it's your lucky day and start stripping

b. do it but feel guilty later

c. say no and take her home where you sleep on the couch

d. drop her off at home alone and call her the next day

13. It's the first time you have met this girl and you've had a great time laughing and talking all night, at the end of the night you are at her car and she is looking at you and smiling do you...

a. say good night i had a wonderful time

b. ask her if you can kiss her

c. look into her eyes and lean in for a kiss

d. grab her and lay a wet one on her

14. The girl you are interested in is alergic to facial hair (makes her break out and her skin turn all red) and you have a mustache/beard/both do you...

a. hope it was only with every other guy she has dated and not shave it off at all

b. offer to buy cream for the rash

c. shave it off and kiss the hair goodbye cause she's worth it

d. shave it off but mumble and groan about it because after all isn't a guy entitled to his facial hair?

15. Your girlfriend tells you she isn't wearing any underwear, the proper reaction to this statement is:

a. say neither am I

b. pass out from the thought

c. grin and offer to take her home

d. spend the rest of the night trying to find out if she's lieing

16. Your girlfriend goes out with her friends and you stay home and eventually go to bed, when she gets home she's feeling frisky and wakes you up, the proper reaction to this is:

a. tell her you're too tired

b. rip her clothes off and wonder why she wanted it later

c. grin sleepily and pin her to the bed for some fun

d. accuse her of thinking about someone else after it's over with

17. You and your girlfriend have been living together for a while, you've gotten comfortable and things are slowing down a bit. You are watching tv when she walks in like nothing is going on wearing a sexy negligee, the proper reaction to this is:

a. ask her to move she's blocking the tv

b. ask her if there's any beer in the fridge and would you please move you are blocking the tv

c. turn the tv off and make love to her on the living room floor

d. turn the tv off, carry her to the bedroom, and have sex.

18. You and your girlfriend have just gone out to dinner, you plan to go to the movies but the movie doesn't start for an hour and a half, do you:

a. say let's go play games at the arcade

b. say let's skip the movie and go home and screw

c. suggest that you go parking somewhere romantic until it's time to go to the movie

d. suggest that it would be a good time to christen the back seat of the car and you have plenty of time to get naked and still catch the show.

19. It's your six month anniversary with your girlfriend do you:

a. ignore it cause it's not like it's been a year or anything

b. buy her a card and suggest fooling around a little

c. take her out and tell her what a wonderful six months it's been and maybe give her a small gift

d. whip out the engagement ring

20. You are seriously interested in a woman, she has told you that she's interested in you but keeps putting off an actual date, is it because:

a. she's a tease and is playing you

b. she's too busy to go out

c. she flirts and teases because she likes you but the actual date part scares the shit out of her because you haven't actually ever met

d. because she's a royal chicken shit

21. This woman you are interested in flirts outrageously with you, is it because:

a. she does that with everybody

b. she gets her rocks off by dangling carrots in front of guys she'd never go with in a million years

c. because she genuinely likes you and is attracted to your personality

d. because she is insecure and it makes her feel good to bait men

22. Back to the woman who is a flirt... She has flirted outrageously on your first meeting, has talked a good game, done the grind on the dance floor, gotten a little toasted and has made some dirty joked do you think:

a. she's easy

b. she's insecure and easy

c. she's having fun and it doesn't mean she'll sleep with you the first time out

d. she's teasing you and will never sleep with you

23. The woman you are dating has asked you to a family gathering and this makes you think:

a. oh god she's thinking about marriage

b. oh god she is trying to torture you

c. likes you enough to introduce you to her family

d. is trying to get her family's approval of you

24. The woman you are dating is talking to another guy in a bar and this makes you think:

a. I'm gonna punch that guy out for hitting on my girl

b. she's hot for him

c. she's talking to him, big deal but maybe I should go over and let him know she's my girl

d. it's over, she's already cheated in her mind

25. It's Yule/Valentine's/her Birthday (an occasion requiring a gift) do you:

a. buy a card and tell her your broke

b. pretend you forgot or actually forget

c. give her something nice and thoughtful but not necessarily expensive

d. pawn everything you own to buy her that diamond tiara you knew she always wanted

26. You've slept with the woman you are dating for the first time, the proper way to spend the next morning is:

a. Next morning? I'm outta there after it's over

b. sleep till noon and expect her to bring you breakfast in bed

c. wake her up by kissing the back of her neck and make love all morning, then maybe go out for a late breakfast

d. slap her on the ass and tell her it was fun but I gotta go, maybe I'll call ya sometime

27. This woman who you've been talking to sends you this test and this makes you think:

a. she's crazy

b. she's serious about the test and is grading the answers

c. is looking for a way to let you know that she's interested in you that's fun and funny

d. is weird and is secretly psychoanalyzing the answers you give

28. When a woman flirts with you it means she wants to have sex with you.

29. When a woman asks a man out it's because she's desperate.

30. When a woman asks you to dance with her it's ok to say no I can't dance, she won't mind.

31. It's ok to not tell a woman she's beautiful when she is because obviously she can see in a mirror, she doesn't need to hear it from you.

32. women really want a guy to show them who's boss and lay down the law.

33. women want a guy who doesn't shave, cut his hair, bathe, and scratches his beer belly before asking us to get them another one out of the fridge.

34. foreplay is when you touch her here and there and then put it in.

35. All women are like your ex/wife/girlfriend/mother/sister and will react just like them in every situation.