Musings from the farthest corners of my mind.

Have you ever noticed that the one thing your kid is crazy about is the one thing that is guaranteed to drive you nuts? Have you also noticed that this one thing will be on tv like 8 times a day and your child does not miss an episode. The Wonder Pets is the most annoying thing on television. It's practically an opera, they sing song everything (and my daughter can repeat it word for word over and over again).

Have you ever noticed that just when you think you've gotten everything caught up, ten more things pop up that you forgot to do?

Have you ever noticed that just when you think things are going ok, you are right with the world, there's someone who's mad at you?

Have you ever noticed that even though you have had a bad day, that when the sun is shining and it looks pretty outside you can't help but feel happy?

Have you ever noticed that new born kittens look a little bit like mice? Ironic isn't it?

Have you ever noticed that you have that one friend who never comes over when your house is clean but picks the days you have let it get to its worst?

Have you ever noticed that when you are so broke you can't see straight, you are in fear of having your electricity cut off, and you don't know where five bucks for gas is going to come from, that a credit card appears out of nowhere to save the day?

Have you ever noticed that the nail on your pinky toe serves no purpose and looks gross if you let it grow out?

Have you ever noticed that the closer you get to thirty the more grey hairs you find?

Have you ever noticed that the closer you get to thirty the more people start cracking thirty jokes at you?

Have you ever noticed that the one person you respect the most in the word is usually the one that is always irritated at you?

Have you ever noticed that a 3 hour home improvement project takes 36 hours?

Have you ever noticed that a 3 hour home improvement project takes 8 trips to the hardware store?

Have you ever noticed that there are more commercials for adults during cartoons these days than for toys?

Have you ever noticed that just when you decide to start a diet you get your period and immediately crave chocolate?

Have you ever noticed that mothers and mother figures have cornered the market on guilt?

Have you ever noticed that they can reduce you to a quivering mass of doubt with one word?

Have you ever noticed yourself becoming that dreaded mother figure when your daughter is doing something she shouldn't be doing?

Have you ever noticed the over abundant commercials for rent-to-own places, check cashing places, colleges, etc. are all on when the talk shows are on?

Have you ever noticed that those that we love and inspire us are the ones that most infuriate us?

Have you ever noticed that the closer you get to thirty the more you decide you are finally grown up?

Have you ever noticed that you have at least one friend, who when she tells you she met a new guy, you can't help but roll your eyes and say, "Oh God."

Have you ever noticed... mmm.. I'm out of them.