By Hikaness
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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Spot! Spot! Spot!
He likes to run! Run! Run!
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
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Hika: HELLO! And welcome to the Pencil Show!! Today's victim is none other than the King of Gondor himself... ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN, WEILDER OF ANDRUIL, THE SWORD THAT WAS BROKEN, ESTEL, ELESSAR, THE ELFSTONE, AND HEIR OF ISLIDUR!
Doodles: He has too long of a name. o.O;;
Hika: *gasping for breath* OH... KAY!
*Random people come out, dragging Aragorn*
Aragorn: WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
Doodles: They all ask that.
Hika: Welcome to the Pencil Show. We kidnapped you, and will be forcing you to reveal you're most HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Aragorn: e.e
Doodles: Of course, we got SO MANY QUESTIONS for Aragorn... that... well, we had to pick and choose.
Hika: But they were ALL good questions, weren't they Doodles?
Doodles: Yes. Yes they were.
Both: *blink*
Aragorn: ...
Hika: ANYWAYS, on to the first question. This one is from Mistoffelees. Doodles, would you do the honor?
Doodles: Certaintly. Aragorn, if you could have ONE WISH in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD what would it be?
Aragorn: Uh... probably... um... be immortal so I could live forever with Arwen?
*silence*
Hika: .......... NEXT QUESTION! This one's from tindomerel! Why are you called Estel when you are clearly hopeless?
Aragorn: ........
Doodles: Hee hee. Rhetorical question.
Aragorn: Who says I'm hopeless?
Hika: Tindomerel.
Aragorn: Hmph. Well, I'm called Estel because that's what Elrond called me.
Doodles: Works for us! This next question's from Kate aka vampirezombiegirl. Would you mind if someone ran up to you in a crowd of people and hugged you until you could no longer breath?
Aragorn: Yeah, I JUST might mind that.
Hika: Sawa asks when the last time you had a bath was.
Aragorn: Hm... a couple of weeks ago.
Everyone: *wince*
Aragorn: ........
Doodles: Er... Rubi Granger asks... can I call you Bob the Carrot?
Aragorn: Um... sure?
Hika: All right, Bob the Carrot! Mongoose asks, If a tree falls in the woods and it hits a random elf and the elf does the tango with a beaver because the elf has brain damage does the train reach San Francisco?
Aragorn: I don�t know what the tango is. I don't know what a beaver is, I don't know what brain damage is, I don�t know what a train is, and I don't know what San Francisco is.
Hika: *blinks* Just say no.
Aragorn: Okay... no, it doesn't.
Doodles: Lady Nimrodel asks, "Do you like string?"
Aragorn: Well, it can be useful at times... so... yes?
Hika: GREAT! I like string too. Bookwomandkuramalover asks, "Do you have intimate relationship wih Sam?"
Aragorn: WHAT?!?!
Doodles: Well, Frodo said you did. And so did Legolas. And Pippin.
Aragorn: IT'S A LIE! IT'S ALL A LIE!
Hika: *coughs* Suuuuuuuure it is, Aragorn.
Aragorn: *glares*
Hika: ^_^
Doodles: Our next question comes from Reiya. If you had one hour to live, what would you do?
Aragorn: Relax in a nice calm place and try not to die.
Hika: That'd work. Beatrice asks, "How come you don't know about elevensies and etc?"
Aragorn: Because I'm not a hobbit!
Hika: But you should know now!
Aragorn: When you spend THAT much time with four hobbits you start to know what those things are.
Hika: So why didn't you know about them before?
Aragorn: BECAUSE I NEVER SAW A FRICKEN HOBBIT BEFORE THEN!
Hika: ^_^ Okay!
Doodles: Ignore her. She's just mad that you starved her poor Frodo.
Hika: Aragorn killed Legolas.
Doodles: *murder glare at Aragorn* YOU DID?! DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Hika: o.O; Just kidding!
Aragorn: *getting attacked by Doodles* Help...
Hika: LOOK! *points* LEGOLAS!
Doodles: WHEEE! *runs off in that direction*
Hika: ^_^ I'm so smart.
Aragorn: ......
Hika: Anyways, our next question's from Tinuviel, aka *Rabid Legolas Fan*. She asks, "Do the penguins one by one steal your sanity? I know they steal mine!" *looks at the camera* They still mine too.
Aragorn: ...that's just scary.
Doodles: *walks in* And how. *glares at Hika* Lier.
Hika: I'm sorry. The house plant looked EVER so much like him.
Doodles: Har har. Our next question comes from NovaGirl, and she asks what you think of Eowyn.
Aragorn: Eowyn? She's nice. Pretty, though not as beautiful as Arwen.
*silence*
Hika: Guardian Nanaki asks our next question, "Is it true you have a "thing" with Sam??"
Aragorn: ... I DO NOT HAVE A THING WITH SAM!!
Doodles: Yes, yes, we believe you to a certain extent.
Hika: (under her breath) A very *small* extent.
Aragorn: *glares*
Both: ^_^
Doodles: Tafadhali asks, "Is it fun to use SWORDS?"
Aragorn: *nods* Very fun. You get to stab people.
Hika: I envy you.
All: *look at her strangely*
Hika: What? Our next question was asked by June. "Do you ever smell after being in the woods for a while?"
Aragorn: ...I'd expect I would.
Doodles: Carbon-Based Biped asks, "What is your "relationship" with Sam?"
Aragorn: I DO NOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH SAM!
Hika: *rolls eyes* Our next two questions are from Basilisk.
Doodles: Can I hear you sing The Theme Song?
Aragorn: What's the theme song?
Hika: *breaks into song* I have a dog! Dog! Dog! His name is Spot! Spot! Spot! He likes to run! Run! Run! Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
Aragorn: Uh... okay. *sings, rather off tune and with very little enthusiasm* I have a dog... dog... dog... his name is Spot... Spot... Spot... he likes to run... run... run... around a lot... lot... lot...
Audience: *cheers*
Aragorn: Well, whadya know, they love me!
Random Audience Person: WE LOVE YOU THEME SONG!
Aragorn: -.-
Doodles: Basilisk's second question is, "Do you like the fact that you are third (or was it second?) most popular in the LotR fangirls' opinions?"
Aragorn: Ah, shit.
Hika: MWUHAHAHA!
Doodles: FANGIRLS OF THE WORLD!
Both: UNITE!
Aragorn: *ish scared now*
Hika: Angel c.c.m asks, "Do you like Pokemon?"
Aragorn: What the HECK is that?
Doodles: Anime.
Aragorn: And what's THAT?
Hika: Japanese cartoon.
Aragorn: ... what are those?
Doodles: Ah, forget it.
Aragorn: .......
Hika: Our final question tonight comes from Kittykk23.
Doodles: "Aragorn, are you really with Arwen...
Aragorn: *nods enthusiastically*
Doodles: ...or Sam...
Aragorn: *evil glare*
Doodles: ...or all three of you?
Aragorn: WHAT?! *starts running around, killing people with his sword*
Hika: *as he stabs a random fangirl* Hm. I wonder why he didn't do that sooner.
Doodles: Go figure.
Hika: Well, I guess that's it for the Pencil Show! See you next time!
Both: *jump into emergency chute and escape all the blood and gore on screen*
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Well, that's it! Sorry I couldn't ask all the questions, but I had like... over 100. o.O. I'll TRY to answer all the questions next time, but if I can't, I'll pick out 20, like I did this time.
Next person and/or random creature, by popular demand... MERRY!!!! Ask some questions. HURRY! HURRY! TIME IS RUNNING OUT!
Oh, and if I can find it, the 100th reviewer gets a cameo! *evil grin*
- Hika