By Hikaness
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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Spot! Spot! Spot!
He likes to run! Run! Run!
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
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Hika: HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE PENCIL SHOW!!
Doodles: Hello!
Hika: Today's abduction is none other than... PEREGRIN TOOK!
*Random people drag Pippin in*
Pippin: o.O Where am I?
Hika: You're today's guest on...
Voice: THE PENCIL SHOW!
Hika: ^_^ Thank you. Yes, the Pencil Show.
Pippin: What's that?
Doodles: It's where we kidnap random LotR characters and...
Hika: FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HIDEOUS SECRETS!
Pippin: ...oh dear god.
Hika: ^_^ And HOW!
Doodles: Today's first question comes from: dragon in the stars! They ask if you and Merry are... "together".
Hika: Wink wink.
Pippin: WHAT?!?! HE'S MY COUSIN!!!!!!!!!!
Both: *snicker*
Pippin: -.-
Hika: The next question is from... *reads the name and gasps* FRODO'S GURL! *twitches a bit* She has two questions. *twitch* How many pints do you drink per day?
Pippin: Well, I'm not an alcoholic, probably... one to three every week?
Hika: *twitching still*
Doodles: Uh oh. The name got to her. Hey, Hika.
Hika: *twitch* Y-Yes?
Doodles: Fifi.
Hika: ...*eyes perk up* FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI!!! *starts running around the room screaming "FIFI!"*
Doodles: Well, that took care of HER. It's MY SHOW TODAY! *laughs evilly*
Pippin: ......
Doodles: ...^_^ And frodo's gurl also asks why the hell you and Merry set off fireworks at Bilbo's birthday party.
Pippin: It seemed like a lot of fun!
Doodles: Good enough for me. NEXT QUESTION! This one's from Princess Celebrian. Do you think Aragorn is an idiot for not knowing what second breakfast, elevensie, luncheon, afternoon tea, supper, and dinner are?
Pippin: YES! Yes I do!!
Doodles: The next question is from Carbon-Based Biped. They want to know EXACTLY how you're related to Frodo, Sam, and Merry.
Pippin: WELL! I'm not exactly closely related to Sam. As for Merry, his mother and my father are brother and sister, you see. So we're cousins. And for Frodo, his mother's mother, his grandmother, Mirabella, was a Took. Her brother, Hildegrim, is my grandfather. So we're second cousins!
Doodles: o.o; Well then, next question. The next three are from Sera. One, what is your favorite food?
Pippin: Mushrooms!
Doodles: Two, what is your favorite color?
Pippin: Hmmm... probably green!
Doodles: And finally, what is your favorite shoe size?
Pippin: o.O What's my favorite shoe size?
Hika: *goes running past them* FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI FIFI!
Both: .....
Pippin: Uh... I don�t wear shoes! I don�t know!
Doodles: If you could wear shoes.
Pippin: Uh... *picks a number* 22.
Doodles: ...That works. The next three questions are from lady madonna. One, How do you look so adorable that it makes me want to stroke your head really hard until i can see the whites of your eyes and you skull? (It's a thing you so with cats) .
Pippin: That's just freaky. Do I have to answer that?
Doodles: Yes.
Pippin: Well... um... because I am?
Doodles: Two, do you like the theme song of the Pencil Show? -.- I know I don�t.
Pippin: Uh... what is the theme song?
Hika: *stops running abruptly and breaks into song* I have a dog! Dog! Dog! His name is Spot! Spot! Spot! He likes to run! Run! Run! Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
*clapping*
Hika: ^_^
Doodles: That is.
Pippin: That's your theme song? o.O;
Doodles: Don�t ask. Just tell me, do you like it?
Pippin: Yeah, sure.
Hika: I TOLD YOU SO!!! EVERYONE LIKES THE THEME SONG!
Doodles: Uh... HUH.
Hika: NEXT QUESTION, still from lady madonna. What's your favorite flavor of the Chupa Chup?
Pippin: What's that?
Hika: A kind of sucker.
Pippin: Do they have a mushroom flavor?
Doodles: Nope.
Pippin: Uh.. apple?
Hika: Yup!
Pippin: Okay then. Apple.
Doodles: The next question is from Stephanie. She wants to know exactly what you ate on December 26th of last year.
Pippin: Oh, easy! Apples, mushrooms, bread, cheese, some more mushrooms, milk, tea, and cake!
Hika: That doesn't seem like much.
Pippin: 3 apples, 6 bowls of mushrooms, 2 loaves of bread, an entire plate of cheese, 4 more bowls of mushrooms, 5 glasses of milk, one cup of tea, and a half of a cake.
All: o.O
Pippin: Yeah, I was on a diet that day.
All: O.o
Doodles: Our next... 12 questions come from Kate aka vampirezombiegirl.
Hika: Wow. That's a lot of questions.
Doodles: And how. One, Howdy Pip!
Pippin: Hello.
Hika: Two, Hola, Pip!
Pippin: Is that an insult?
Doodles: No, it's Spanish.
Pippin: Spanish?
Hika: Different language. Hola means hello.
Pippin: Oh... hi?
Doodles: Three, Guetan Tag, Pip!
Hika: *whispers* That means hello, too!
Pippin: Oh... uh... Greetings.
Hika: Four, Hello Pip.
Pippin: *twitching* Hell... oh...
Doodles: Five, she asks how she can get a date with Merry.
Pippin: Well, you gotta ASK him, I guess.
Hika: Six, would you tell Merry that VZG thinks he's special?
Pippin: Who's VZG?
Doodles: Most likely vampirezombiegirl.
Pippin: Um... well... okay.
Doodles: Seven, you're special too, but do you think Merry is specialer?
Pippin: Not really...
Hika: Seven, Hi Pip!
Pippin: -.- Hello.
Doodles: Eight, did you realize there were two number 7 questions?
Pippin: There... were? AUGH! That means she has 13 questions.
Hika: God help our ratings. *evil smile* Nine, did you ever have the urge to steal the ring?
Pippin: Not really. Sure, I wouldn't mind having absolute and total power, but hey, I wouldn't want everyone after me either.
Doodles: Ten, did Gandalf hurt your feelings?
Pippin: No... not really.
Hika: Eleven, You're a good guy, Pip, but are you sure you don't want me to... punch him or something for ya?
Pippin: No! o.O He'd probably kill me!
Doodles: And finally, 12. Byez, pips, and don�t forget to tell Merry!
Pippin: Er... bye... and I won�t... *makes a note to purposely forget*
Hika: Anymore questions, Doodles?
Doodles: Nope, that's it!
Pippin: THANK GOD! *gets hugged by Hika*
Hika: Yup! Well, we'll be seeing you folks.
Doodles: BYE!
Hika: *still hugging Pippin* BYE!
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... that was long. o.O Lots of questions. Next person will be... ARAGORN! (we'll get someone who's not an elf or hobbit this time. o.O) So send in questions for him, and no more for Legolas or Pippin. Thanks for reading! AND THANK GOD FOR THE APPENDIXES IN THE BACK OF THE BOOK!