By Hikaness
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Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX!! IT'S... THE PENCIL SHOW!!
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I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Spot! Spot! Spot!
He likes to run! Run! Run!
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
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*silence*
Hika: ... HI EVERYBODY! I'm Hika!
Doodles: And I'm Doodles, her friend... *mumble* unfortunately*
Hika: Today we managed to kidnap... LEGOLAS!
Doodles: HOLY CRAP!
Hika: What?
Doodles: Our ratings just went up 367 percent!
Hika: How can they go up 367 percent if it was at zero before?
Doodles: The world may never know...
Both: *look at the camera oddly for a second, then snap out of it*
Hika: Bring 'em, in, Random People!
*Random people drag in Legolas, who looks very scared*
Random Fangirls from the audience: SQUEEEEEEEEE!
Doodles: *gurgling in the corner* Heh heh heh...
Hika: o.O; Looks like I'll have to take over the show tonight.
Legolas: ...what am I doing here?
Hika: We... *motions to herself and Doodles* kidnapped you. Now we're going to force you to reveal HIDEOUS secrets. MWUHAHAHAHA!
Legolas: ...
Hika: We got questions from the audience this time! *waves* Our first question is from: Losergirl1630.
Legolas: Joy.
Hika: How do you keep your hair so silky smooth?
Legolas: *hair catches the light, therefore blinding someone in the audience* Herbal Essences.
Losergirl1630: *stands up and points at Legolas* I KNEW IT! *gets carried off by men in white coats*
Doodles: *still gurgling in the corner*
Hika: Yeesh. I didn't act this way when FRODO was around.
Legolas: Frodo's here?
Hika: Was here. He's one of the lucky few that *escaped*.
Legolas: ..............
Hika: NEXT QUESTION! These next two are from Liz. First, are you single?
Legolas: ...yes...
Hika: And she also asked, "will you marry me?"
Legolas: Erm... uh... can I come back to that one? Like... sometime... AFTER I escape?
Hika: SURE! Next question. These next six are from The Tenshi.
Legolas: SIX?
Hika: *nods* Number one: You and Aragorn or Gimli � anything going on there?
Legolas: o.O NO! I'm single I told you! And Aragorn, he's with Sam.
Hika: I KNEW IT!
Legolas: ...
Hika: Er... number two. Do you or do you not love braids? I mean really.
Legolas: Sure, I like braids.
Hika: Number three. Er... she says, I love you.
Legolas: THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!
Hika: Number four. Did you know three wasn't a question?
Legolas: -.- Yes.
Hika: Five, are you really a dumb blonde?
Legolas: E=mc2.
Hika: ... I'll take that as a NO.
Legolas: ^_^
Hika: Final question, Do I ask too many questions.
Legolas: *turns to the camera* Well The Tenshi, I can honestly say that... YOU DO!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE PLEASE STOP TORTURING ME!! *sniff*
Hika: Great! Now, we have some questions from Thepheonix.
Legolas: Oh, God, not more. How many?
Hika: Two.
Legolas: -.-
Hika: Number one: If you were in a band, what instrument would you play?
Legolas: Hmm... probably... banjo.
All: ...
Legolas: It looks like fun!
Hika: ^_^; Okkkkkkkay. And last from Thepheonix, If you were a bird, what kind of tree would you like to be?
Legolas: ...that doesn't even make any sense!
Hika: *happy sigh* I know.
Legolas: Um... Ent?
Hika: Good enough for me! Next and final question, from dreamz... how do you feel being made to pair up with Aragorn in slash stories?
Legolas: o.O;;;;;; I don�t like Aragorn, Aragorn doesn't like me.
Hika: *nods* He loves Sam.
Legolas: Uh... yeah.
Hika: ^_^ I KNEW IT!
Legolas: Uh... I guess I don�t like it then... because... I'M NOT GAY!
Fangirls in audience: *rejoice*
Random Fangirl in audience: HALLELUJIAH!
Hika: Well, then, I think that's it. Good show. Short, but �
Doodles: WAIT! I HAVEN'T ASKED MY QUESTIONS YET!
Hika: ...........
Doodles: *smiling all happy like at Legolas* Hi.
Legolas: ...er... Hi?
Doodles: OH MY GOD! HE SAID HI! LEGOLAS SAID HI TO ME!
Random Fangirl from the audience: DAMN YOU TO HELL DAUGHTER OF SATAN!
Legolas: .......................
Hika: I THINK we'd better end the show before there's any bloodshed � DOODLES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Doodles: *is hugging Legolas, and is starting to suffocate him*
Legolas: I CAN'T! BREATHE!
Hika: DOODLES! ELVES HAVE TO BREATHE TOO YOU KNOW!
Doodles: ... OH MY GOD! *lets go*
Legolas: *gasps for air*
Hika: Well, that's it for today. Next time, we'll kidnap Pippin for 'ya! BAI FOLKS!
Doodles: *now on Legolas's head* *waves* Bye bye!
Legolas: HELP ME!
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Mmmmmhm. Next character Pippin. Gimme questions for him, too! But no more for Legolas. Because Legolas will no longer be on any shows. *hears Fangirls scream in anguish* o.O; Uh... sorry?
Review please! Thanks to EVERYONE who gave me questions, and Losergirl1630 for giving me my first review and question. ^_^ You got awarded a cameo!