By Hikaness
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Hika: Hello everyone, and welcome to... uh... Doodles?
Doodles: What now?
Hika: I forgot the name of our show.
Doodles: -.- You didn�t make one UP.
Hika: ... OH YEAH! I�ll make one up now then. THE PENCIL SHOW! *looks around proudly*
Doodles: ...wonderful. CAN WE JUST GET STARTED?
Hika: Certaintly!
Voice: LIVE FROM A CARDBOARD BOX... IT�S... THE PENCIL SHOW!
Hika: YAAAAAAY!!!
Doodles: You DID think up a theme song, didn�t you?
Hika: ...of course I did! I�m not stupid.
Doodles: *mutters* Coulda fooled me.
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I have a dog! Dog! Dog!
His name is Spot! Spot! Spot!
He likes to run! Run! Run!
Around a lot! Lot! Lot!
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Doodles: ... THAT�S your theme song? It has nothing to do with the show!
Hika: Neither does the title.
Doodles: You made that up too.
Hika: *twiddles thumbs* It was the best I could come up with.
Doodles: WE came up with.
Hika: Yeah, yeah, whatever. ANYWAYS, hello, everyone, and welcome to The Pencil Show!!! On my show, we kidnap various LotR characters, like Frodo...
Doodles: *gurgling* Or Legolas...
Hika: *smacks Doodles* and force them to reveal they�re most HIDEOUS SECRETS! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA � OW! *gets smacked by Doodles*
Doodles: ENOUGH ALREADY!
Hika: *rubbing head* Our first... guest... brought to you by The Association of Magical Author Powers and Kidnapping is...
Random people come in dragging a small Hobbit.
Hika: Frodo Baggins, of the Shire.
Doodles: Him being the easiest to kidnap.
Hika: Welcome to the Pencil Show, Frodo.
Frodo: *nervously* What am I doing here?
Hika: *smiling* Me and my friend Doodles kidnapped you and are going to force you to reveal your most hideous secrets! Doesn�t that sound like fun?
Frodo: Not really.
Hika: ^_^ I know. So very happily fun. NOW! First question:
Doodles: Do you have an intimate relationship with Sam?
Frodo: Sam? Well, he�s my servant and friend. That�s about it.
Hika: You mean you aren�t gay?
Frodo: NO! Well, I�m not. Besides, I think Sam has something going with Aragorn or something.
Hika: *faints*
Doodles: Oh dear.
Hika: *gets up and starts running around, screaming* I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I - *gets smacked by Doodles*
Doodles: SHUT UP!
Hika: *calmly sits back in her chair* Next question!
Doodles: Do you like... Swiffer... Sweepers... HIKA! WHAT THE HELL?
Hika: It seemed like a good question!
Frodo: Uh... I don�t know what those are.
Hika: Oh, they�re great fun! You go throwing them at people and...
Doodles: Only at me.
Hika: Well, you ABUSED MY PENGUIN!!!! *hugs her stuffed Penguin* The poor thing.
Doodles: -.-;;;;;;;
Frodo: o.O; *is confused*
Doodles: Next question. Hika � your turn.
Hika: YAY! Frodo... do you... HAVE A CAT?
Frodo: ... not really.
Hika: *blinks* ^_^ Okay then! I do.
Doodles: ... Frodo, how do you grow your feet out like that?
Frodo: *looks at his feet* Well, I was kinda born that way.
Doodles: *to Hika* Told you so.
Hika: *sob* I WANT HOBBIT FEET! THEY LOOK! SO! COOL!
Doodles: *smacks Hika* NEXT QUESTION!
Frodo: *is all scared like.* o.O;
Hika: How do you get your eyes to go all big and cute when you�re scared?
Frodo: They get all big and cute?
Hika: *nods happily* IT�S SO CUTE TOO! *hugs her picture of Frodo in a tree*
Doodles: Why are you hugging that picture? His eyes aren�t big in there.
Hika: But it�s still cute.
Doodles: *cough*OBSESSED*cough*
Hika: Oh, REALLY, Mrs. LEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLASglurgLEGOLASLEGOLASLEGOLAS!
Doodles: Shut up.
Frodo: Um... hello?
Both: YES?
Frodo: Um...
Hika: Oh yeah! Next question.
Doodles: *reads the question* ... HIKA! You read this one.
Hika: Oo, what one is it? *reads the card* HAPPILY!
Frodo: ...what does it say?
Hika: It says, Frodo, will you marry me? *smiles all big and crap*
Frodo: ... o.O;;;;; *scared* AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *puts on the Ring and goes invisible.
Hika: ...OKAY THEN I�LL SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING!
Doodles: I think that�s the end. Beware. Next time we�ll have another guest.
Hika: Who?
Doodles: Whoever we can kidnap next.
Hika: Okie dokie! I wonder where Legolas is...
Doodles: ......................eeeeeeeeeeEeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hika: That�s the end. BYE BYE NOW!
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Author�s Notes: Scary. That came into my head... at... church. o.O;;;; I�m scared of me. ANYWAYS, yes, our next guest will be Legolas. *hears fangirls screaming* o.O;
If you have a question to ask Legolas, review and we�ll try to fit it in ^_^
Oh, and if you�re confused who �Doodles� is, she�s a spin-off my Legolas-obsessive friend Dora (Dora Dora the Explorer) *grins evilly*