| Too Much Of Heaven: After SA2 By: Ruby The Cat (ME!) |
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| Sonic Misadventure 2: �Too much of heaven!� -------------(*Part 2*) *Back at Sonic and Tails tree house* --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Knuckles: "Oh, I'm exhausted!� *Lays on a chair with a hand over his stomach!... ..."and me-bag pipes too!!" Amy: "Me too.� *Tails working on his broken camera using a monkey wrench!* Tails: ...*Looks disappointed* "Aren�t you going back to Angle Island�?� Knuckles: "It's boring there, and besides! I've got all the emeralds, right...-here!!" *Enlarges all the emeralds, even the big master emerald... *Emeralds are seen Floating in circles around the Master Jewel itself* Knuckles: "Hummmm"...Where am I going to find a?-.."Oh yhea!" I'll use your wooden coffee table and furniture set, as a shrine to the Chaos-emeralds!..."-7 chairs!""7 emeralds!, and the master in the center...perfect!" Tails: "Good,-godd!" "Nooo!!"------"Not the coffee table!!" *The big master emerald Crashes down through the center glass of the round coffee table, fitting perfectly into place* Knuckles: "It sits perfect" As you can see "You can harness the exact power of the Chaos emeralds, right here in your very own living room, Tails!� Tails: *Too shocked to say anything* Shadow: ?! "...My goodness! This living room set...has the correct harnessing setup system! "...Needed." Tails: "..."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"!!!!!!!!!!" *Tails overloads as his life force energy goes berserk, The chaos emeralds go way-berserk too because they detect an extremely negative angry force surrounding them* *... ... ... ...-And Then ... ...* Shadow: "... ..." Sonic: *Walks into the other room*-...huh?! "..."OH NO?!!" " *KaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaPooooOOOOOOOOOffffffffffff!* "-Ka-Poof!!-" ... -"!? *Explosion fills the entire screen with whiteness and remaining sounds left from the explosion* *********************************************************************** *Every ones in heaven* *Every one is dead!* *Everyone has halos over their heads* Shadow: "..." Wow!... "oh my! Goodness!" *Grabs halo and bites it thinking it�s a cookie!* � �This tastes like a old shoe!� Sonic: "God-dam it tails!!!"...What have you done?"..."Thanks to you,..-"We're all dead!!!" *Amy opens a cloud door representing the other room* Amy: "Hey guys!" Cookies are, done!..."Uuh?!"... ..."Where are you guys?!!... "Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!" *Screaming* *Looks around sees a bunch of clouds! *Screeeeeeeeech"!!"* *Drops the cookie sheet pan!* Sonic: *Holds his ears* "Stop screaming like that Amy!" -------------- Shadow: "Ah!"-..."She-sha..-has...-cookies!" Knuckles: "AHhhhhhh!!!" "Where's me-bag pipes?!!!" -..They're missing! *Scene of Knuckles lifting up a small cloud looking underneath it* �Are you here my little friend?!� *he starts crying!*... ...* Sonic: "All right!" "What's wrong here?!" Tails: I feel angry! Knuckles: "Can't..find.. Me-Bag pipes!!!" Tails: What's soo special about them?!" Knuckles: "...Sniff, Sniff" ...Well! ...They were passed down from-me "great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather echidna!!!!" and-me grand father the Seventeenth!!" And now,... ... ...*Crying* " ...-"I am a disgraceful Eighteenth!!" Sonic: ..."BAHH, HAH, HAH, HAH, Hah! So sad!� Sonic: "So that's why Tikal played better than you!" Knuckles: "......" !!? Shadow "...?!"-I can't...-resist!! *Cookies!* Sonic: "Must of been passed down from great echidna to great echidna!" Amy: "Hey you jeeerk heads! " I baked you all cookies, and this is how you repay me?!!" Amy: ... ..."MURDERERS!!!!" *Yelling, throws the pan down on a cloud that was, a table in their house* Shadow: "...Can I have a cookie?!" Amy: "Sure Shadow! ...-here!" Shadow: ..."Oh! "..."-..thank you!" *crunching noises!* *Everyone eating* Sonic: "Hey!"...you guys this is no time to- "eat!!!" "Hey!!" "............" Tails: "......!" Knuckles: "......!" Shadow: "......!" Amy: "......!" Shadow: Must eat!!...-"Very..-hungry!"..." Sonic: "BUT YOUR ALREADY DEAD" -...SHADOW!!!!!!" Knuckles: "...?!" Tails: *Stops eating* "Dam right! You know! You have a good point there," Not that you ever do!! If your already dead, you wouldn't need to have to give your self such nourishment! Shadow: ... "...Ohh!"...-I see!. Amy: *Crunching Sounds* "Say Sonic!! Where are your shoes?! Sonic: "Huh?!" ... "..." ...Tails, Knuckles, Shadow, Amy: "....." "..........................." *Crunching Sounds* Sonic:"AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *************************The sad part!****************** Sonic: *Crying*!..." My Shoes!!!" Knuckles: Hmmm.."Must of been that the clouds were soo soft! That he probably didn't even notice his shoes were gone!." This calls for Sherlock the unworthy "Eighteenth!!" "Don't worry!!" I shall solve this case! Tails: "Cram it, ..-Knuckles!!" Knuckles: ��� *pretends like he didn�t hear that* Sonic: "OHH! my shoes!!.. "My poor, poor ..*Sniff* *Sniff*...-shoes!" Amy: "Don't worry Sonic...yeah, don't worry at all! We'll get you new shoes at the Soap shoes store. Sonic: "..." "Are you all crazy?!!" They don't sell my size in "HEAVEN!!" " -you idiots!. I�m just so unfortunate to be ...eh? "DEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAD" "Especially with you guys!!!" Shadow: ! ........... *Crunch, Crunch!* Sonic: -"And Now that I'm dead!!, I can't get a job, and get new-..shoes!" Knuckles: "Why??...Wait How do you know they don�t sell your shoes here?! ...-Have you died here before?!" Sonic: "Don't make me laugh!"... You all know the answer to that!!! "Millions of times!!!", just think of all the people who killed me millions of times while playing my act, through these absurd-##%@!$^#!#^&%! "Video games!" *--------------4 minutes later!* Sonic: ..."Oh no, ahhh!! No!, ..."-and all that stuff!". Shadow: Oh, just like when I die, I yell, Aghh, oh no or... ...- Amy: "OH NO!" Not the picture! Knuckles: "AHHHHH!!" Tails: Ah cr@p. Sonic: "...Shoot" Shadow: What, you mean Maria?!... *A Big demented picture of Maria covers the whole entire screen and the music Stops!!* "..." *Rainbow flashes, everything gets white, and all that stuff!!* Everybody: "...*Huh?* HUH?!!..." *Narrator: An angle light-blue shiny sapphire, crystal, beautiful, mystical, swirl appears!!* *Narrator: And in the middle of it is a laser light blue beam of sparkly powers and stuff like that!, ...-"Oh!! and.-wait!," did I mention sparkly little candy sprinkles around it?-* Sonic: "-OK!!" "I GET THE POINT!!!!!!" Knuckles: "What is that?!" *Covers eyes from brightness* Amy: "WOW!!!" It's pretty!" Shadow: "Uah!?... ...Maria..!- Tails: Oh no!. Sonic: "Too late!!!..." *Narrator: And in the middle of it is...oh! wait,-and there's shiny silver confetti flying everywhere-* Sonic: "NOT AGAIN!!!" Tails: "WHAT THE HELL IS IT??!!" *Narrator: OK!! Be patient."* Amy: Well, I'm waiting." *Narrator: "opps" *Paper shuffling noise* Lost my script, *Goes off to find it* Tails: @##%!! The suspense is killing me! (????????!!!): "...Are you a good hedgehog, or a bad hedgehog?!" Sonic: "What is this?!"... ..."And where the "Hell"-..are my...-SHOES?!!" (Girls voice): "...BE PATIENT!!!" "ANSWER MY QUESTION!!" " Sonic: "Bossy!..." *Making a mean face* Shadow: "...?!" Huh? ... Shadow: "Ok, *Sniffs* I confess,..."Sniff-..."I'm a baaad hedgehog!." (Girls voice): "Huh?" That voice...MY GOD!!" *Turns off the bright lights* Knuckles: "AGH...RELEIF!" *Lowers hands from eyes* Amy: "..." Well I guess that funny picture, -"came to life!" *Everyone but Shadow and the Girl, rubs their eyes from the brightness!.* Shadow: "?!" "... ... ....MARIA!!!" Tails: "Shadow,...SHUT UP!!-" *opens eyes, and gasps*! "Ahh!!" *All the others open their eyes and gasp* Shadow: "...Maria?". Maria: "Yeah, I'm over here." Shadow: "... ...I'VE MISSED YOU SOO MUCH!!!.." *Squeezes, kisses and hugs Maria, and all that touchy stuff.* Maria: "UGH." You're choking me.." *Shadow lets go* Maria: *Coughs* Long time no see, huh Shadow-boy?" Amy: "...?! Who are you?" *Thinks to herself: This ruins my plans!...Big time!* Knuckles: "So this is Maria!. *Maria swings her hair behind her shoulder* Sonic: "What's so important about her?!" Tails: "...! ...He grew up with her you nitwit." ------------------1 minute later---------------- Maria: "OHH!" Remember that funny little dance you used to do...Shadow?!" Shadow: Uuh?... "...What dance?" Knuckles: The original Shadow did a..."Dance?!" Maria: You know, "That funny little dance you used to do!." Shadow: *Thinks* ... ... ... "OHH! That dance!, that's a traditional dance!" Maria: "Yeah, well?..-do it!" Amy: "Huh?"... Tails: Just hope it ain't stupid." *Shadow starts dancing around, moving his arms and legs in perfect synchronization* Sonic: "That dance looks familiar...only more perfected." Knuckles: "What? Shadow was always...defective..., even before we cloned him? Tails: "MY GOD, quick, inject him!" Amy: *Hides her tranquilizer* Thinks to herself: Darn, I was waiting to use this on Sonic...* Tails: "OK!!" Stop it! Sonic: What?!...What do you mean by that?! Knuckles: "Well look at him!"..."Waltzing around, "Making a big scene out of nothin�!" ... Sonic: ...Huh?! ... *Sonic sees a couple of strange looking feet under a cloud* Sonic: "AHHHHH!!!" *Every one there looks at the feet under the cloud, even some people near by see it* *The feet decrease and roll up and disappear into nothing and stuff like that* Sonic: *screaming*!!!!!!!!!!...." Amy: "Eeeew!".... "Gross!" Shadow: "..-Yikes!" Knuckles: "Nasty!" *Sees Sonic putting something on his feet!* "Hey!" wait a second! ..." Sonic: "Curse-you!!" "But thanks for the new shoes anyways!" Knuckles: "Hey!" Sonic...-your a thief!" Shadow: "...Indeed you are!." *Stares at sonic, in concern..-dementedly.* (People in village): "Yhea! your a thief!" We don't like Thieves in our village! Sonic: "...?!" Every one: "........"Yhea!" Get out!!, Get out!!, Get out!!, "Get out!!" Shadow: Yhea! -get out!... Amy: "Shadow! ..." Shadow: "Uh?!" ....." -------------------------------- Maria: "No!" wait! "you don't understand!" He was destined to have those "Ruby soap shoes!" Everyone: "RUBY SOAP SHOES?!!" Maria: "Yes! Indeed!!!!! "Ruby soap shoe's! Don't you all remember?" They belonged to the evil wicked "sky witch of the "South!" Shadow: ... Oh!...-I...see! Tails: "..." Cram it! I thought they didn't have Sonics shoe size in heaven!." Maria: "That's what makes Sonics shoe size...-soo...special!" size 7 1/2." Knuckles: I thought he wore size 6 Tails: "NO, NO!", he wears 6 1/2" Shadow: According to my shoe size, I wear 7 1/2 "...." Amy: I thought Soap doesn�t sell 1/2'� Knuckles, Amy, Tails and Shadow: *Discussing Sonics shoe size, way too-seriously* Sonic: "..." HEY!!! I wear size 7 1/2, and THAT'S FINAL!!" Sonic: "And Shadow!, I CAN'T BELIVE IT!, They had the nerve to make your shoe size the same as mine! ..."FAKER!!"... Shadow: "...HA!!, your comparing your shoe size to mine?! Your not even good enough, to wear that size!.." Sonic: "Ha!!" "I'LL make you eat those words!...FAKER!!" Maria: "..." *Here we go again!* ...- Shadow: Make me! ... ...-" *Sonic and Shadow are still yelling and arguing about their shoe size* ----------------2 minutes later--------- Maria: "..." ~_-* Knuckles: "...Oh boy." Sonic: "ARGH!!!" Narrator: *Gasps*!!...-(There's pushing and..-and shoving!) (-and punching and hitting!! and kicking!! and--- ) *Gasps!!*....- ...("Noo-geys!")...The worst of all!!!" Shadow: "GRRR..." Sonic: �RAGHHHHH!� Maria: "..." "SHUUUUUUUUUUT UP!!" Sonic "...." Shadow: "...." *************************************** Tails: So "What the hell are we supposed to do?!" Knuckles: "I-I...lost Me-bag pipes!!!-" Sonic: "-And I lost me real shoes, but these-will do!." Knuckles: ..?!.. Amy: .."Although I hate to admit it, Tails been on the grouchy side lately, too." Maria: "Let me tell you what to do and who then!" Simply visit "King boom boo, the king of ghosts, with unfinished business to do!." Amy: "...?!" King Boo-boom? Sonic: "King Boom?" Knuckles: "King boo?" Tails: "Heck no! Simply King boom boo!" (Everyone): "Oooohh!!" Shadow: "...." *Pulls out two apple sauce containers, but can't decide which one to open* Oh, Which apple sauce do I choose?" Amy: Shadow doesn't know which apple sauce to choose?! Oh what do we do?" Maria: Do I have to repeat myself?! Simply visit King boom boo." Tails: "...?" This is freakish, we all lost something!!" Knuckles: Except Amy." Sonic: What did she loose? Tails: ..-"Her brain??!!!" Amy: "Hey!!"... Absolutely nothing." Everyone: "We're off to see, "king boom boo!, the king with unfinished business to do!" ...- "Tails lost his politeness!," "Sonic lost his shoes!," "Knuckles lost his bag-pipes!," "And Shadow doesn�t know which Apple sauce..."to choose!" "Oh, and Amy lost absolutely nothing!... But wonders if she might of lost something! So she'll just keep on walking!... Shadow: "Uhh?!... Why?! ... Sonic: "Because!! It's part of one of those on-going story lines!..." Knuckles: "Hey it works!" Maria: "...Quit yapping!, and follow that road that winds." *She points ahead a loooong loooooooooooooooooooong Road* Amy: "Oh, it's soooo long, can't we catch a ride instead?" Shadow: "... ...What?...You mean hitch hike?!..." Tails: "That's dam crazy!!" * *-----------------------Just then--------------* * Sonic: *Beeps a squeaky little bike horn: "honka, honka, honk!!" and all that stuff* Hey, guess what!? Someone gave me a bike!" Knuckles: Uh?! ...Who?!" *Don�t even ask!* ... ... ... ...*Gasps* Person: "Thief!!!!" He stole my biiike!!" Sonic: "Don't worry, I'll give it back when I return!" Person: �Heyyyyyyy" Thief!!!!" Everyone: "Just follow the road that winds?! Maria: Simply Follow the road that winds!! Tails: "..." Oh Cr@p, don't say anymore stuff that rhymes!" "......PLEASE!!!"- *Everyone starts running down the winding road after Sonic on his bike, screaming and laughing, having a good 'ol time* ---------------------------------------? Huh?____________________ Sonic: "Hey!!!" "Get off my bike you-all!" Knuckles: .........." Shadow: .........." Tails: .........." Amy: .........." *Bike is all slow and heavy! and stuff like that!* Sonic: "..." What!? Do I have to surgically remove you all off?!!" Shadow: "...That sounds mean, Sonic!..." Sonic: "Yeah"...Well, GET OFF!!" *Shakes the bike, everyone but Sonic falls off* *They all fall on their butts!* Tails: #$%#! Knuckles: "Sonic...-are you nuts?!" *Every one gets off the ground* Amy: "Come on! We're wasting time!" Knuckles: "Yeah, yeah, I know, follow the road that winds." ------------------------------------------------------------------- *SO, They walked on, and on, and on, and on, until they came to a Oasis that looks like one of the mystic melody shrines* Tails: "..." I'M GOD AWFULLY TIRED!!!" Amy: "Well, we all needed exercise." *Jogging joyfully* Sonic: "..." What took you so long? SLOW MOS!" Knuckles: Sonic?!, you're cruel! Shadow: �SHHH-!" Tails: �-IT!!" "FWAhaha!" Knuckles: "..."HEY!!!!!!! No Cussing either Tails!!! "Hey...-"Look at this oasis." Sonic: "Yeah, fun time!" *Jumps off the bike, then runs into a water fall* Sonic: "WOOOOOHOOOOO Yhea!!! *Splashes and drinks the water* Shadow: "... ...Alright!..." *Jumps on Sonics bike, and rides it around in circles* Sonic: "HEY!! That's my Bike!!" "AHH!!" *Almost drowns* Shadow: "...What's wrong, can't take a little water?..." Sonic: "Hey give it back!!" *swims, tries to get to Shadow* "OH! I forgot...I hate water!!" *Gurgle, gurgle, GULP* Knuckles: "Ok, We'll just take a quick brake, then continue on." Tails and Amy: "RIIIIGHT!" *Sqoosh* Knuckles: *Looks down at his foot* "..." Rats..." Amy: "EWWW!!" Tails: "You stepped into expensive $hit!!" Knuckles: "Yeah well, don't rub it in." *Walks away from the expensive $hit, *Goes over to water and washes his foot in water* Sonic: "..." AGH!! *Spits water out* Tails: "Cr@p Knuckles!" Amy: "I'M SICK OF YOUR MOUTH TAILS!!!!!" *Pulls out hammer and rapidly bangs Tails on the butt* Tails: "AGHH!!, AGHH!! MOMMY!!!" Knuckles: "Yeah, go! Amy!!, take out the trash!..." Sonic: Poor Tails...!" Shadow: "..." !?..." Maria..." *Narrator: A bluish, sapphire, silver, mystical, beautiful, swirl-* Sonic: "-NOT AGAIN!!!' *Narrator: Ok, ok,....Maria appears* Maria: "Agh, what now Shadow?!!" Shadow: "..." ...What are you doing here?..." Maria: "...Every time you call my name, I'll appear..." Shadow: "...Maria?..." Tails: "$$$HIITT!! *A bump arouses on Tails butt* Amy: "I SAID STOP!!! *About to whack Tails on the butt again!* Maria: "NO!!" *Amy stops* It's not his fault, he lost his kindness, that's why you must hurry! "..." Knuckles: "..." I need a clothe. *Looks at his shoes* Maria: ~_-* Shadow: "..." ...You unhappy Maria?!.." Maria: O_O "Huh?" ~_' ...Of course not!." Sonic: *Gulp, Gurgle* "I'M DWONING PHERE!!!* *Gulp, Swallow* Shadow: "..?!" ..."Uh, Sonic.." Sonic: "WHAIT?!" AHHHGH! *Gulp, Gurgle* Shadow: "... ...Try walking..." *Sonic walks out of the water* Sonic: "?!" Heh heh..." Maria: ~_~* Heh heh...I should come with you all..." *Thinking: These clowns are gonna need a lot of help* Shadow: "...!? Yes, do come!..." *They all leave the oasis* Sonic: "LA la, la la la, la, la la laa, la la la la la la la la, la, la- Tails: "SHUT UP!" *Sonic swiftly rides by Tails real quick on his bike* Sonic: *Beeps his bike horn, Honka honka, honk, HONK HONK, HONK, HONK!!!!" HONK HONK HONK!!!!"-* Tails: "...!" -God ...Dam it!, Stop THAT!" Knuckles: "I miss...-me bagpipes..." Shadow: "...Maria.." Maria: "Yeah?" Shadow: "...How much further..?" Maria: "... ... ...I do not know..." Amy: "OH! This sun is burning me up!" *They kept on walking for miles up the road that winds, for 4 hours, until...* Shadow: +_+ "... This sun, and I'm...Hungry..." Maria: "...OH, poor Shadow!" Sonic: "I need another brake!" Tails: "..." "!" *Sticks a stick in Sonics spoke* Sonic: "AGRAGHHH!!" *Flies forward off his bike and onto the ground with a THUMP!* Tails: "There's Your Big Brake! "MWAHAHAHAHA!!" Knuckles: "..." Some ones gonna get killed if we don't return Tails to normal..." Sonic: "WE�RE ALREADY DEAD!" *Amy helps Sonic up* Shadow: "..." ...?! What's that?... *They all look up and see a mountain* Maria: "...Oh that?... That�s sugar cherry mountain..." Knuckles: "So the road that winds goes all the way up there?" Tails: "Hell, who needs the road that winds, lets just go around the mountain!" Maria: ~_~* �We must follow the road that winds, or we'll get lost. And it�s part of this on-going story.� Sonic: "..." ...If it's called sugar cherry mountain...-Doesn't that mean they have really good cherries up there?!!" Amy: "Wow, lets go!!" Tails: "Good god, I hate to admit it, but your dam right, lets go, now!" *They all start up the road that winds up the mountain* Amy: "Hmmm, a bunch of trees." Shadow: "...What�s those little red things on them?..." Tails: "Those are cherries you idiot!" Shadow: "...Oh...well...huh!..They look like !? Miniature Apples?!..." Maria: x_x "Now ain't that cute!!" *Squezzes Shadow* Knuckles: *Slaps hand on face and sighs* Tails: The devil must deliver my good will, OH! where the hell is King boom boo, the king with unfinished business to do?!" Amy: Tails, who is king boom boo?, really?" Knuckles: "..." !???!!" Sonic: -�What Knuckles?!� Knuckles: "It's that big scary ghost I faced! When we went to Egypt!" Amy: Tell us about him!!!! Tell us about him!!!! *They reach a long wooden bridge, and keep walking over it* Knuckles: Ok, Ok, I had to defeat him using sun light. Amy: "IS THAT ALL???!!" Knuckles: "...Well...no, I read the hieroglyphs about him on the wall... Tails: "Finally, some $hity story to hear." Amy: GRRRRRR... *Glares at Tails, Tails sticks his tongue out at Amy, and hides behind Maria* Knuckles: Ok, ok...there was once a big fish named Boom, it hauled the Egyptians down the Nile for free, then one day, it wanted to charge a fee for its service, it wanted to be worship and it wanted gold, the Egyptians got mad and said "No", it got mad, ate the Pharaoh, and so they killed it, and put its bones in a temple, with no air shafts, and no food, offerings, or writings on the wall, except it's story, so it's sprit could not live a happy afterlife. So it became known as King boom, known of treachery and evilness" Tails: "Hey, I would've done the same thing, it was free will!" Shadow: "... ... ...No, it was free willy..." Maria: x_x "Now ain't that cute!!" *Squeezes Shadow* Knuckles: *Slaps hand on face and sighs* "Well,... that�s not all... Knuckles: "..." I must of accidentally let King Boom boos spirit out by leaving those holes in the temple open... Amy: "So king boom boo is evil?" Tails: "You FOOL!" Maria: "If he went to heaven, he must be good, unless... �-No, we don't make mistakes..." *They kept walking 'til they got to a big Cherry grove* Sonic: "FOOD!!!" *Runs to a tree and starts grabbing off cherries* Shadow: "...Miniature apples, MMMMM..." *starts shaking a tree like you would in a Chaos garden* Knuckles: HMMM...*Takes a bite* Tastes like a natural cherry... Amy: Only sweeter! *They all start stripping the trees of their fruit, and eating them until...* Monstrous Voice: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY TREES?!!!!" *They all stop eating* Tails: "Cram it!" *Turns around, looses his voice* *They all turn around and see a big silver monster with a metal mask hiding its face, and with armor. And 4 arms, that have 5 metal claws sticking out of each hands fingers* Amy: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Screams a blood chilling scream* Knuckles: *Eyes and mouth wide open* "WO, a...a...Monster..." Sonic: *Stands up* What do you want big monster?!" Monster: "I WANT YOU ALL FOR LUCH, SINCE YOU ATE ALL MY FRUIT!!!!!* Amy: "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *Is still screaming* Maria: "OH NO!!! It's SILVERSYTH!!!!!" Silversyth: "SUCH A SMART LITTLE GIRL, MONSTERS LIKE THEIR FOOD SMART!!! HAHAHA!" Tails: *Regains his voice, yells* WELL YOU'RE A CR@PPY MONSTER!!!!" Silversyth: "SUCH A FIESTY LITTLE FOX!! *Grabs Tails* Tails: @#$%!! You @$$^%^!� Sonic: "Oh no! I'm coming Tails!!!" *Does a homing attack on the monster* Silversyth: "OWWW!! OUCH!! STOP THAT!!! *Sonic does another one* *Drops Tails* Silversyth: "THATS IT, NOW I'M REALLY MAD!!!!" *Starts transforming* Shadow: "... ... .. !?... "Maria...?!" Maria: "Shadow, go and help Sonic!!!" *Silversyth starts growing incredibly big, his armor rips, half his face is showing from his torn mask, it's dilapidated and soft Metal like* Silver cyber: "DDIIEEEE!!!" *Tries to Smash Sonic. And then Shadow *Shadow and Sonic keep smashing it with homing attacks, they grind up and down his metal nails, then smash the open space on his face* Silver cyber: "RAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! AGHHHH!!! EEEERR.RR *Generates a huge energy ball* Silver cyber: "YOU'LL NOW DIE!!!!!!" Tails: I thought the dam thing wanted to eat us! Sonic and Shadow: AGHHH!! Knuckles: It's over... Amy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Screams a blood chilling scream* Maria: "Heaven HELP US!!!" *Silver cyber throws energy* Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *BOOM, PUFF, WAHM, SHHHHHHHHHH, and all that stuff.* ............................................................................ ......................................................................... .................................................................. .......................Huh?.......................... .................................................. ...........What?.................... ...........AHH!!.............. *Seagulls caw, ocean like noises* Tails: "GREAT GOLPHER GUTS, WHERE ARE WE!??" Maria: *Pulls starfish off her arm, and dusts sand off her* ...hmmm...Lemon sprinkle beach. Knuckles: *Sniffs the ground* I can smell why they call it that. The sand smells like powdered lemonade. *Shadow pulls out a used apple sauce cup, scoops the powdered lemon sand, and puts some ocean water in it, shakes it, and drinks it.* Sonic: "Nasty Shadow, that�s seawater!" Amy: *Looks at water, sees the winding road right under it* "Looks like fresh water!" Maria: You're right, and we must go over the fresh water sea. Knuckles: No prob for me, I can swim. Tails: "Hell lucky for me, I can swim and fly." Sonic: ��Uh, heh, Tails, Can you carry me-� Tails: �NO You fat @$$!� Sonic, Amy, Shadow: "...BUT WE CAN'T SWIM!!" Maria: "..." Hedgehogs can't swim, lucky you have me here. *Puffs out a yellow flying cloud* Knuckles: "..." "...!?" Maria, I think someone has that cloud copy righted! Maria: "..." ...? I don't know what your talking about! *Puts hands behind her back, blinks innocently, and gives a fake surprised look* Sonic: Ok, Come here! *Cloud zooms over to Sonic* Shadow: ...Here...here. *Cloud zooms to Shadow* Sonic: "-HEY!!!" Amy: Carry me!!!!" *Zooms to Amy* Shadow: ...Huh?" *They keep calling the cloud, it zooms back and fourth, then...POOF* Maria: "OH NO!!...YOU BROKE IT!!! Maria: "..." Sonic, Amy, and Shadow: "..." Maria: ... ... !? ... *Pushes Amy, Sonic, and Shadow into the water* All three: AGHH!! WE CAN'T SWIM!!! Maria: "LEARN TO!" Shadow: "..." ... ...Be still. Sonic: "AGH!!" *Gulp* *Swallow* Amy: Oh, I forgot! *Pulls out her wooden hammer and floats past Sonic and Shadow* Shadow: "..." ... ... lets see...Left foot, right arm paddle, ...left arm, right foot paddle... *Starts to swim like a chao* Sonic: *Is left behind* HEY!!! WAIT UP!!!! "...learn to swim,...yeah, right. *AGH!!! HELP!!! Maria: *Looks back at Sonic, flys over to him* You'll never learn. I will give you angle wings. Sonic: Yeah! *Pictures cool angle wings* *Maria waves a wand, and POOF, Sonic has wings...* Sonic: *Starts flapping ridiculous tiny little chao angle wings* "WHAT THE?!!-" Maria: *Giggles* Sonic: HEY!!!" Maria: Well, your out of the water, right?!" Sonic: "THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!! DAM IT MARIA, YOU EGGHOLE!!!" Maria: !?!!! *Gets angry, taking to the fact that she's related to eggman, POOOFF, the ridiculous tiny angle wings are now on his butt.* Sonic: *Looks back at his wings* AGHH!!!!!!! Maria: "Hmph." *Flys forward to Tails and Knuckles, with Shadow and Amy right behind* Sonic: ..."Stupid things, she's trying to humilate me, I'd rather drown. �Eh!� *Trys to go back in the water, but the ridiculous tiny, little angle wings keep flapping* �HEY-hey!� *Ridiculous tiny, little angle Wings keep flapping* �... ...These ridiculous things have a mind of their own!� Shadow: "... ... ... Be still." *Keeps paddling* Sonic: "Easy for you to say!" *Slopes down, while the ridiculous tiny little angle wings keep flapping, he catches up with everyone* *Tails see's Sonic* Tails: "... ...MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Laughes manicly, while pointing at Sonic* Knuckles: "Now, That�s not nice Tails... *Looks at Sonic* ��!!� *Gasps, trying to hold back laughter* Amy: "HAHA! Those look like Chao wings, how cute!" Maria: You want some?!" Amy: !?-No thanks! Sonic: Oh, thank you Amy. I hate this. Shadow: ... ... ... be still. Amy: Opps! *Amy starts to float off track, paddles while hanging onto her wooden hammer* Maria: *Looks down at the winding road under the clear water* Knuckles: Hmm.. *Suddenly a seagull flys over him, and...* Knuckles: "..." ...Rats..." Tails: "WELL WELL, expensive $hit!!" Knuckles: "..." Well...Don't rub it in! *More seagulls come, and start pecking at Knuckles* Knuckles: �AGH!� *peck* �OUCH!� *peck* �oh no�� *peck* �AGH!� *peck* Amy: "Look, seagulls, we're almost to land!" Sonic: "Thank god for that!" Knuckles: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Seagulls keep pecking at him* *Scene of a big round island, with big green hills, and yellow, green and brown mountains, everyone is over and in the water, flying and swimming toward it* Sonic: ......Relief." *Ridiculous tiny little chao wings flap together two times to show stupidness* *They start to see pink ground* Knuckles: ...!? What�s that?! *wipes expensive $h!t off of himself* Maria: "OH!! *Gasps* My goodness! *Is all happy* Tails: Well?!!!? What the hell's a matter?!!" Shadow: *Keeps paddling like a chao monster* "......... ... ... ..." Amy: *Floats on her hammer* Land, that�s what a matter! Sonic: Yeah, I'm soo happy too�- *Looks at ridiculous tiny little angle wings on his butt* But he wants to know what that pink stuff is. Maria: Pink blossom, cotton candy hill!...I love this place..." Knuckles: Pink... ... ...I hate pink, it's the color of a pig..." Amy: "HEY!" Knuckles: "...!" Oh, sorry." Tails: "Well, I'm gonna fly higher!" Sonic: *Sees that the road that winds leads to Pink blossom, cotton candy hill* Well, if that�s where the road goes, I'm there." Shadow: "..." ... ...! I shall go there too..." Knuckles: ...Well, I guess I'm stuck... ... ... ... "I WANT ME BAG-PIPES BACK!!" *Starts crying* *Maria starts patting and comforting Knuckles* Shadow: "..." ... ...Hmph!"... *Gives a jealous stare* Amy: LAND-HO!!! *Bangs hammer on water, it splashes on Tails face* Tails: ...ERRRRR.." *Growls viciously* Knuckles: Tails is like a rabid beast!" *Tails bites Knuckles hand* Knuckles: AGGHHH!!" *Yells painfully* Shadow: ...?!... ...*Paddles hard, his mouth is open wide like a chao monsters* *They reach the sandy banks of Pink Blossom, Cotton Candy Hill* Sonic: OHWF!! *Trys to put his feet back on they ground, but his ridiculous tiny angle wings on his butt won't let him* Maria: �Apologize." Shadow: �... ...Yes...apologize" Sonic: Ok, OK! I'm sorry for calling you...-" Maria: Yeah?" Sonic: �-... ...A egg hole" *Starts sniffing, and bursts into tears* Maria: Apology excepted, now you think about what you said" *Takes the wings off Sonic* Shadow: "... ..." Tails: "My @$$ hurts!" Amy: �ERGHAH!!!� *Starts spanking Tails with her hammer* Knuckles: �Recycle his badness!" Shadow: ... ... ..!? Maria..." *Tails screaming and Amy�s shouts and hitting is heard in the background* Maria: ...What!?" Shadow: ... ...Huh?�Nothing�" *They walk up the hill, after resting, and drying off* *They soon see hills of pink flowers* Shadow: *Is amazed* ... ... ...!? ...uhhh... *Bends down to a flower* Shadow: ...such a...delicate...pink flower..." *Smells it* Tails: *Steps on flower* Shadow: ...!!!!...UHHH!!!... ...*Is shocked, gives a demented look* ...Murderer!..." Tails: I'm dam hungry, when the hell are we gonna eat! *Scratches stomach* Shadow: �UAH�?!!� �NOOOO!� *Starts to cry* *Maria comforts Shadow* Sonic: I'm kind of hungry myself." *They continue walking, Amy has made a crown out of flowers* Knuckles: Yeah, there�s gotta be something to eat." *Sees Amy�s flower crown* Knuckles: Hey, can I see that?" Amy: Uh, sure" *Knuckles puts the crown on his head* Knuckles: I am King Knuckles!" Tails: �Not this cr@p again." Knuckles: What is that you said peasant?!" Tails: �Cram it!" Knuckles: What did you just say!?" Tails: "-You heard every dam thing word I said, you $#^% head." Knuckles: Word, word. word, all you peasants are the same, I ordered a cocoa cream puff!" Tails: I said CRAM IT!!" *They argue, there�s pushing, shoving, biting, and...Oh No! Knuckles demands execution!* Sonic: ...hmm. *they keep walking* Knuckles: �Your worthless head is to be removed off you shoulders at dawn!!" Tails: Wanna hear who�s worthless! You Dumb @$$!" Amy: ERRR!! *She pulls out her hammer, as if it it was a sword* Knuckles: Seize him!" *While walking, Amy spanks Tails on the butt with her hammer* Tails: @#$%^@#!! MOMMY!!!! *They reach the third hill, when...* Amy: *Stops spanking, but gives Tails a last BANG, to boost him up the hill* Amy: ...Cotton candy?!" Tails: �AHHA!� *Cries* Maria: Yes, this is...Pink Blossom,..."Cotton Candy hill", isn't it?" Sonic: Well, yeah. Knuckles: LETS EAT!!" Kings eat first! *They are all about to dive into the cotton candy* Maria: Oh no! You mustn't do that! Tails: "Why the HELL not!!" Maria: "You must first buy a permit to eat the cotton candy." Sonic: "Aww man!" Amy and Shadow: "Knuckles..." Knuckles: *digs through pockets* Everyone: "..." Knuckles: "Nothing here" *pulls a puff of cloud out of his pocket* Sonic: "Agh!! Your broke!" Shadow: "...." �We are all very hungry.� Maria: "Hmm" *Shadow gains a idea* Shadow: *pulls out a black bag with rainbow dots all over it* Everyone: "O.O..." *Shadow searches around in his bag* *Clanking noises as he's searching* Shadow: "Aha! My magical sunshine bag never fails." *pulls out a chao like seed, shovel, and watering can* Tails: ���Magical sunshine bag?!� *gags into laughter* Shadow: *Gives a irritated stare, and continues* Sonic: "What are you doing?" *Shadow is digging a hole, plants the seed, and waters it* Maria: "Could it be?" *A tree sprouts up* Knuckles: "what the..." *the tree matures, and on it is...-* Amy: "AHHH!" *gasps in delight* Tails: "WE'RE FR!CKIN' RICH!" Knuckles: "! A Money Tree!" *grabs a stack of dollars and fits it carefully in his pocket* Sonic: "SHADOW!!! Why didn't you plant this before we we're dead?!"-Just think of all the RICHES! We could've had!!" Shadow: "..." Tails: *is diving through the branches, grabbing arm loads of money* Aw YEAH! When I'm getting back, I'm GONNA load up with a brand new trailer and babes, and take a �party� on the ROAD to Vegas!!" *laughs evilly* Maria: "This is bad, Tails is getting eviler by the hour.� Sonic: �Bah, tell me about it.� *is still hurting from tripping off the bike* Maria: �Hmm, well get your cotton candy permit now, we need to find King Boom Boo." Amy: "Hmmm?" *grabs a lot of money off the tree* *goes to a booth* Booth man: Are you here to buy a permit for a lifetime of cotton candy? Amy: Yes! Booth man: "Okay, that�s $70,000" Amy: Huh?!! *is shocked* Oh well! *puts arm load of money on the counter* *gets $20.00 back in change* Tails: WHAT?! That much?! What a rip! *everyone gets their permit* Knuckles: "now everyone, we've took all the money off the money tree, we'll put our change into a collection." *everyone but Tails puts their change in the center* Knuckles: 80.00 dollars. *looks at Tails* Knuckles: "Where�s your change." Tails: "?!! I don't have any!" *suspiciously shifts around* Maria: Err! *picks up Tails and shakes him* *floods of money comes pouring out* Sonic: "We've got money left after all!" *Knuckles scoops it into their huge pile* Knuckles: "10,000,000 dollars" Shadow: "...Tails, we're suppose to...-share!" Tails: �GRRRrr�@#(^� *Amy is scooping up cotton candy and eating it* *Sonic starts eating too* *Tails is really mad, but eats anyways* *Knuckles puts all the money in Shadows Magic Bag, and hands it to Shadow* Knuckles: "Guard it and don't loose it" Shadow:"...OK" *Puts the bag in a pocket* Knuckles: "...O...k..." *is confused at how Shadow has a pocket on the side of him* *Everyone has eaten their cotton candy, and are happy* *they are ready to depart to the next place* Tails: "ERAGH! CAN'T WE TAKE THE MONEY TREE WITH US?!!" Shadow: *shakes his head* Sonic: �Hey! Leave it for other people who can�t afford those absurd permits!� Amy: ��Wow, I wonder where we are off to next.� Maria: �Well, I�m not quite sure.� *they continue on their long and drastic misadventure* -----End of Part two----Where are they going next, who's king boom boo? The king with unfinished business to do? What will Shadow do with the money bag? Will it be safe?--Find out, next time on, PART 3------ |