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| Mercyless Hershey Brains: After SA2 By: Ruby The Cat (ME!) |
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| Sonic Adventure 2: Merceyless Hershey brains/after SA2 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ *A sunny bright, blue sky day, Sonic, Tails and Knuckles are sitting on some chairs near a table under a umbrella* Sonic: "Hmph, *YAWNS* I'm bored.. Knuckles: "More than ever... Tails: "It seems like one of us is missing. Sonic: ... Sonic: "Hey I know... Shadows missing!...but he's...dead, he sacraficed himself...For the planet...and stuff like that. *Everyone is silent* ... Knuckles: "Hey, wanna put flowers on his memorial? Tails: "Yeah, sure... Sonic: "Why so blue? he'll always be with us! Knuckles: Shut up!... *They reach Shadows memorial* *Tails puts down flowers on a shrine* Knuckles: ..." Sonic: This seems sad............"Hey, lets sing a song to Shadow!" Knuckles: *Starts rapping* "My name is Knuckles!, unlike Sonic who likes to chuckle, I'd rather flex my muscles, my name is- Sonic: "Shut up!!" Tails: *Starts singing* "I wanna fly high! Ehhh ooooh, somebody will be,..-ehh ohh, waiting for- Sonic: "No no-Nooo!!" "You got it all wrong, all you can think about is yourselfs!...Forget it! Tails: Oh, sorry!,...*Looks at the stone, sees Shadow golden cuff, then sees a tiny black hair on it*" "OHH Ahh!!"-..." "We can bring Shadow back to life!!!" "*Picks up hair with twizers, then puts it in a tiny plastic bag* Sonic and Knuckles: "WOW, NO WAY!" *They all heads to tails lab* *Tails puts hair in a container on a cloning machine, turns it on* *1 hour later* *Sonic tapps feet unpatiently* Sonic: Come on, come on, I'm bored! "wheres our new friend?!" Knuckles: "He'll be done, soon enough. Sonic:"Yeah, sure, thats what you've been saying for the last hour!" Tails: "HE'S DONE!!! Sonic: "Yeah!!" Knuckles: Hmm?... ... *Tails opens up the tube, Sonic stares at the figure coming out* *Shadow jumps out when the glass door opens, water spills out, and all that stuff* Shadow: "AHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"...I'M BURNING UP, AHHHHHH!!!! "I'M FALLING TORWARDS, EARTH!!!!"I CAN FEEL MY BODY BOILING!!! "MY BONES AND SKIN ARE BOILING AND MELTING!!!"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" AHHHHH,....*Gets down on knees with eyes still closed, and his hands together as if he's praying* I'm doing this for...Maria ... ... ... ...Humm? "WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE!!"*Shadow yelled at them, and everyone held thier ears, and all that stuff* Sonic: "Tails, theres one thing I just don't understand.. Tails: Whats that Sonic?! *Turns on a wall camera to record this facinating moment* *As being seen through the static camera lens* Sonic: "How the hell can all his origanal memory go into one, tiny little hair?!" Tails: Well!, "thats something that the great, great scientists and even I can't figure out! Must be something to do with the DNA configuring, adding something spectacular, even more memory complicating and compacting into tiny microscopic fibers, too small for even the naked eye to see, probley even a microscope for that matter. Possibly, uninflating every memory, and every habbit- Sonic: "I get the point!!"... Shadow: "...Hey, whats this thing for? Tails: "NO! Don't touch that! *You see Shadows hands on the sides of the camera lens, and his face right infront of it, he shakes the camera* Tails: NOOOOO! Stop it! Don't do that! Shadow: WRAHH!! *The camera shakes loose* Sonic: AHHHH!! *Camera falls and crashes down* *Static goes on the cameras picture, and stops, then you see the characters normaly* Tails: "Oh no! My documentry! My camera!" Knuckles: My ears. Shadow: ...I completed the promise, my only purpose, and you brought me back to life! ...Why?! Tails: "We can't live without you! Sonic: ...And besides, we were "bored". Shadow: All's you people think about... is yourselfs Nowdays! Knuckles: So...you don't want to live? Shadow: ... ...No... "I'm hungrey..." *They all stare at Shadow* Tails: Theres some apple sauces in the cupboard. *Shadow walks over to cupboard, opens it up, gets an apple sauce container, opens it, and stares at it* Sonic: *Notices Shadow has his shoes on and his one cuff still on* " ... ...-" Tails: "Don't ask..." Shadow: *After staring at the apple sauce container, he finally takes a spoon and takes his first bite, Tails is observing and writing on his notepad* Shadow: *Devours apple sauce in container, waits a few moments, then grabs all the other apple sauces viciously out of the cupboard with his hands and arms at one time, glass clinking noises* Shadow: "What is this stuff?! Tails: "Oh...all my apple sauces!..." *Tails lowers his head in disapointment* Sonic: ?!" Knuckles:...What a pig. *********************************1 month later**********The funny parts********************* Sonic: "Though Sonic Team and Segas wisdom countinues, the impeckable camera view does not. Thus, creating a somewhat, stubborn gameplay. ********************************************Sonic and tails tree House********** *Shawdow looks at one of sonics book shelves* Shadow: ...*Looks in a dictionary*..."Lets see, it must be under the... A section... Tails: What are you looking up Shadow?! Shadow: "......." *Horrible Scottich Bagpipe music is heard in the background* Tails: "Ahh!! will you turn the noise down in the other room?!!" Knuckles: "Shut Up!!!!!!!" Im trying to play! Tails: "..." "..."Grr "........."Grrr! "... ... .... Ahhhh!!......"Stop it! I cant take it any more! Knuckles: "My god Tails, your mouth is still moving and your not even talking." Tails: "Shut up! Stop jumping at me!, you look like your going to attack me with that thing! Sonic: "Hey guys, calm down!" Knuckles: "And you Sonic, did you go on a diet? Sonic: "... ..." what are you talking about?!! I'm fine!... Shadow: "Ah ha,"...here it is. *reads for a few moments, then slaps, dictionary closed* Tails: You two should be learning, just like Shadow here is! Knuckles: "Hey! Im learning! "... " Music contenues on " ><><><><><><><><><><><><" Sonic: "Hey stop that!" its annoying!! "..." Shadow: "...So that's what apple Sauce is... "..." Tails: "Ughh!.. *Tails falls down to the ground* Knuckles: And you Shadow, you sound like a demented, Billy idoil! Shadow: *Looks back in dictionary* Tails: No Shadow, "thats not-...!! Knuckles: Look who has the memory that's been in a tube for 50 whole years, Haha!! Sonic: "Hey, knuckles, what continent is England on? Knuckles: Ummm... What's...-England?... "..."! Knuckles: "Ahhg!! Me-bag pipes!!!" ..." you steped on them!! "...." *Sonic moves away off the insterment* Knuckles: ...*Hugging them safely* ...*Rocking them as if a baby.* Sonic: ?"... ..."MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"...Knuckles?!, ...I never would have assumed you'd have some scottish in you after all! Knuckles: "WHA HA HA!!" ...neather did-I!!" Shadow: Look who's been on a island all his life..What's wrong with your head, Knuckles, "Omachao sit on it...too long?" Knuckles: No one insults me, how you like this! *pinches Shadows ear* Take that! Shadow: "... That hurt.." *Shadow looks way dementedly at knuckles with wide watchfull eyes* Sonic: "Knock it off you two, we've gotta save Amy and Rouge!" Shadow: Who cares about Rouge, she wears polyester... Knuckles: "The hell polyester have to do with it!? Shadow: I don't like polyester... Sonic: "Huh? Whats this? Ah! It's getting too dark!?- *Lights go out in the tree house* Knuckles: "Better get a flash light! Tails: Hurry, the goverment is after us!! *Comes down from around through the tree house buildings window!* Sonic: "OH, NOOOOOOOOOO!" RUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Knuckles is startled, running to the out side high porch* Knuckles: "Opps, pushed you too hard..." *Sonic trips of over a side ledge* Sonic: "Ahhhh!!!!!!" what are you?! Shadow: "Thanks a bunch!, you killed my stunt double, now I'm going to have to do that stuff all by my- Sonic: "Hey!" I'm still alive! Help me out here!!! Knuckles: Hold on sonic I'll get a rope!! Shadow: "Wait, I'm having a Seizure, I can't see... Knuckles: "Look out!" ...Move out of the way! Shadow: Ugh... "...Maria" *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the screen, and the music stops to mark a moment of seriousness* Tails: Oh no! Now Shadow is gone. *Knukles brings a rope, pulls up sonic, and grabs his hand "he's ok!"* Shadow: "......... ...Maria! ..." Knuckles: Hmph? *"ghag"* Maria? "Ghaugh, hehe... ..."HAHAHAHAHA". *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops* Knuckles: "Hey, where'd that come from? Tails: We better get a move on!! Shadow: ...Help us!, you bumbling idoits. ********************************************the danger arrives and begins!!!!!!!!!! Officer1: Put your hands up in the air!!! Officer2: I Repeat!! put your hands in the air, and, and... Officer2: And...uh.. I forgot the rest...!! Shadow: ".....Run!!!!! *All together now* : "ARAHHHHHHHH!" Officer3: Their getting away!!,... darn, there goes my paycheck!.... Tails: Huh? I thought you and Sonic were hanging off the edge of that platform! Shadow: No,...I was on my "lunch break." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *All the characters enter the space "Chao world!") after using the key Sonic got from his last action stage* ************************************************************************************************************ Sonic: "All right now!" Lets take a vote! Where ya wanna go: "Egypt, Space, or chase the president?" Knuckles: Anyone who wants to go to Egypt, say "I". Knuckles:" I...-!!" Tails: ... Sonic: ... Shadow: ... Tails: Who wants to chase the president?! Tails: I Sonic: ... Knuckles: ... Shadow: Achu. *Sniffs, rubbs nose.* *They all stare at each other, the retro space chao world music echos in the background, the character are silent* Shadow: "Who wants to go to?...Outer Space?. Shadow: I Sonic: I Tails: I Knuckles: "YOU CAN'T VOTE TWICE TAILS!" Tails: "Oh, sorry. Sonic: "2 to1 and, 1 Knuckles: But we've gotta save "Rouge and Amy!" Sonic: They'll be just fine, besides, we all, need a little vaction. 'botnick's not a bad guy! he'll watch them for us! Tails: Yeah!!-... Uh? Why?... Sonic: "SHUT UP!!" Tails: "..." Knuckles: Now how are we going to get there? Sonic: lets use Shadows Chaos Control!. Knuckles: "No way, Last time we used that to get to Hawaii, he took us to... "Kauai." Sonic: "What a dreadfull trip it was!!" Shadow: "I can't control it!... The games a fake, I'm a fake, *Starts crying* Knuckles: There, there, it's ok!...we enjoyed the rain in Kauai.. just as much as you. Sonic: "...How dare you call us a fake!" *Slaps Shadows face* Shadow: WHAAAAAA!!! *Bursts into a crying foutain* Tails: There, he's gonna cry us to outer space, way to go Sonic. Sonic: "Oh man! I'm sorry!" ...I never knew you had such a sensitive side Shadow. Shadow: "...Sniff, Sniff,- "Maria... *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops* Knuckles: Hey, stop covering us with that "Dam picture!" Shadow: What picture?.. Knuckles: That big picture of Maria!...*A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the entire screen, and the music stops* Sonic: "Yeah whats up with that?!" Tails: Stop that! Shadow: But what about Maria?!...*A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the screen, and the music stops* Knuckles: Who cares about her. *Pulls out the master emerald and starts sniffing at it, while his nose is moving up and down* Rouge: "Gimme my emerald! *Flys down, grabs Knuckles sniffing nose, streches it, and lets go. It swing shots and hits him back in the face* Knuckles: "Oww...That hurt!" *Runs to Rouge and breaks the master emerald, the shards pin Rouge to a wall...* Sonic: We we're thinking about rescuing you too. And this is how you thank us?!" Rouge: As usual!... *"Acts snotty"* Amy: "Hey Sonic! Sonic: "AHHHHH, THE CURSE!!!" *Amy aproches Sonic, Sonic is staying away from her, hides behind Knuckles back, while crouching down low.* Amy: Where'z Shadow?... I heard he's returned home! See I told you he didn't die! Shadow: I'm over here... Amy: There you are, you look so normal, who would know as if you were a clone?! Oh, you look like you've been crying, was Sonic mean to you? Shadow: "Yes, very... Amy: Oh, it's ok, everythings going to be fine. *Helps Shadow off the floor* Shadow: Thank you. Tail: "...*...Thinks to himself!* (I dont think Amy Knows I did clone him! better keep this hush!) Amy: What are you all doing here?! Shadow: "We are going to Outer space. ... Amy: "Really?! can I come with you?" Sonic: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo00000000000ooooOOOOO00000000OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shadow: "Yes." Amy: "Oh boy, this will be "tons of fun!" -*As in pain!!*-(Sonic thinks) Sonic: *Pulls Shadow aside* "What Are You THINKING???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Shadow: "She reminds me... of Maria. *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops!* Knuckles: "Every girl you've seen since August 5th reminds you of Maria, now stop that." *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the entire screen, and the music stops!* Amy: I heard that, knuckle head. Knuckles: Last time I saw Amy, she tried to pull my head right off my body. Shadow: Why are you all so mean to her? Shes my bestest friend. Tails: All right! I've timed my watch to exact Costal pacific time! "..." *Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Amy stare at Tails*....................... Shadow: "Yes... very important. *Nodds head dementedly*... Knuckles: Now about you coming to space, Amy, you see?...um... Sonic: Your not coming. Amy: *Starts crying* Tails: ...You need special training! Amy: "...........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *Amy pulls out hammer and starts banging Sonic on the head manicly and rapidly while crying!* Sonic: "OWW!!!" Sonic: "Shadow HELP!!!"........." Shadow: *Opens a contaner of apple sauce, and starts eating* "............." Sonic: "Knuckles!!!!" Knuckles: *Starts reading a newspaper, with glasses on* "..............." Sonic: TAILS!!!!! "..........." Tails: *Tails hovers upside down in the same single spot, giving a demented look* Sonic: "AMY STOP!!!!!" ....." Amy: "AGH!!! RAGH!!!! *Keeps banging Sonic on the head* Sonic: Ok, ok, you can go to outer space! Amy: I can?!"... Sonic: *A hudge bump arouses on Sonics head* Sonic: But you haffta-buy a space suit! *Says it sing songly* Tails: *Keeps from laughing* Shadow: She does not- "..." Sonic: *Puts hand over Shadows mouth* Shadow: *Spits apple sauce into Sonics hand* Sonic: "EW!!!!" "..."*Wipes it on Shadows side* Shadow: *Pulls one of Sonics spikes* What do I look like, A "Towl?" Sonic: Yeah, something like that. *Knuckles is sleeping with a bubble pipe in his mouth, and a hat with a tassle on it, with a news papper over his face and all that stuff!* Knuckles: SNORE, ZZZZZZZZZZZ"....." ZZZZZZ.. Sonic: "HAHAHAHAHA!" Shadow: Whats so funny? *Still holding Sonic by one of his spikes* Sonic: "Joke's on you, literley!" *Looks at apple sauce on Shadows head* Amy: "Oh, how am I going to find a space suit? *Starts crying*!!! Knuckles: ZZZZZZ"...."ZZZZZZZ"...."ZZZZZ Tails: Down is up and up is down. *Flying awkawardly, one moment upsidedown, then the next rightside up, and then side ways.* ************************************************THE CURSSING BEGINS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You get the point... > Amy: WAHH!!! @#^%!!, b@st@rds!!!! oh, *Stops crying, looks up* What's that? Tails: "? ..." Shadow: *Pulls out another case of apple sauce, starts eating it* Sonic: Some time to eat apple sauce Shadow! Oh cr@p! *A giant black metal walking robot marked "GUN" starts attacking!!!* Tails: "OH no! The Dam Goverment!" Tails: (How did they get into ..."CHAO WORLD???!") I thought we saved the world, and that they forgave us! and stuff like that... Sonic: "Yhea right!" Knuckles: Huh? *Wakes up off the ground with a newspaper on his head* "AHHH!!!!! Knuckles: *Knuckles begs at GUN Big-foot walkers feet* "I didn't cheat!!, I didn't steal!!," I didn't Kill"...well maybe a little!... Knuckles: I'm innocent!! I tell you!.. Robot1: Silence. *Points a gun at Knuckles and cocks it* Knuckles: *Gulps* *Then suddenly, a orange ball comes out of the shards pinning around Rouges head* Rouge: "Ahh," let me down over here!!!, did you forget about me already?!!" *The orange energy ball starts spinning around and hurting the robot* Robot1: Hey, What the? Orange Energy: *Chimes, magicly..Uh? and all that stuff.* Amy: "I feel sleepy, *Falls down* Sonic: Ugh. Knuckles: "AHH!" Tails: "NOOoooo!, SONIC! Shadow: "... ..."-????!!! ..."Maria.." *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops!* *The little orange energy ball bursts through Marias head in the picture* *The place turns all white, and stuff like that, And things get silent.....* Knuckles: Huh? Where am I?" Sonic: Tikal?" Tails: WHAGHHH!!!!!, SONI- Sonic: -DAMIT!!! TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TAILS!!!! *Things flash, white and gray and black, and stufff like that. Things clear up* Shadow: "GREAT MARIA!"... *Drops his apple sauce on the ground, with his mouth wide open* *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the WHOOOLLLLLEE screen, and the music stops* Tikal: "Stop that imediantly!" ...*Waving a hand over her face blocking the whiteness!* Tikal: "Oh no! you spilled apple sauce on the ancient grounds!" Shadow: ...*Looks at the spill sadley* Knuckles: "YEAH! That's holy HELL!" Shadow: "...." .... Maria... *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the entire screen, and the music stops!* Sonic: Oh no, that stupid picture is covering us again! look what you made him do Tikal!! ... Tikal: "...." Oh dear! Knuckles: *Starts singing a wierd song from one of his favorite movies* How do you solve a problem like Maria?! *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the screen, and the music stops!* How do you solve a problem like Maria! *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the screen, and the music stops!* How do you catch a moon beam in your hand!!! Sonic: "Stop it! This is absurd!" Tikal: Hey, it could be worse.. "I guess..." *A bunch of little echinda nuns that look like Tikal start singing with Knuckles* Tails: *Holding ears* I always hated this musical.... Shadow: I-I like this song... it reminds me of ... ... "...Maria!" *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the entire screen, and the music stops*The picture disapers with Shadow behind moving side to side on the floor eating apple sauce to the beat of the song...* Echinda Nuns: She's a Clown, shes a demon, shes a angle!!. Shadow: "...Shes a child!." (The Big Solo) *Holds Arms up High* Everyone exept Shadow is silent: ..... Knuckles: ..!? My Gosh! your right!! Sonic?!... this is absurd! ... ...Song ends!... Rouge: I'm Hungrey!... Sonic: ..."Hey! you know what?! I'm getting kind of hungrey myself here!. Rouge: Hey, that's what I said!... Knuckles: Yeah, I'm Famished too! Tails: Yes, me also Sonic! Rouge: Hey! You're all coppying me! Shadow: ...I'm full! Amy: ...You shouldn't have eaten all that apple sauce in the first place! ...*Slaps Shadow on the back* Shadow: "*BURP!!!*" (*Drums beat*) "Daum, da da daum da, daa, daa daum, and little horns blow and stuff like that* ************************************ Kind of strange ************************************** Tikal: "Oh! *Tikal Claps hands together*" It's dinner time! "Come, you must meet my father!" Knuckles: "Oh Relly?!... Sonic: Oh boy!... Rouge: "...Hey" I was still talking to you all! Your all ignoring me aren't you!? *Walking away from Rouge* Tails: "Yha know?! It's not so bad here". Amy: "Oh, save some food for me! Shadow: ...I'm full." *They all follow Tikal* Tikal: "Father! Father!" We have guests! They're all starving, Whats for dinner?!" *All of the echindas wait infront of a staircase and Tikal and her father are on the top of it* Tikals Father: "Hmmm..." Tikal: "Hurry father, I'm starving!" Tikals Father: ?... Hummm..."Bah!!" Hang on a second!!-...Hummm ...*Looks around, then sees Sonic* "Hmm, RAGH!!" "Hedgehog..-Soup!" *Holds up a wooden soup spoon and points it at Sonic* *A Close up focus shot of Sonic, Sonic looks Petriefied, Sonic: "Wha?!!" *then the camera view turns to Tikals Father holding the soup spoon in the air, Laughing manicly and shouting* All of the echindas except for Knuckles and Tikal: "YEAH! RAH! GRRR!! GRR!! SACRAFICE!! SACRAFICE!! HEDGEHOG SOUP!!,HEDGEHOG SOUP!! SACRAFICE!! SACRAFICE!!" Shadow: ...Hedgehog soup? ...that sounds good. Amy: Eww! Knuckles: "What?!! ARE YOU CRAZY?!" You'll be eating your very own kind!..You seem stupider than you look, since Tails cloned you!. Tails: "My cloning has no flaws!!" Knuckles: "Hmph.then its the apple sauce. Shadow: ... "...!?...Maria..." *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops* *A bunch of echindas start pulling at Sonic, then tie him up and put an apple in his mouth, then carry him to the center of the city* Sonic: "Ugh"..HEY!!, LET ME GO! Amy: We've gotta do something! Shadow: "...No fair, he gets a apple" *Tikal is still on the stairs with her father* Tikal: "Father no!" He's one of our guests! Tikals Father: Well then?, tell him to stay for-dinner! " "HAHAHAHAHA!!" Tikal: No father!, this is not exceptable! *Tikals father starts to go down the stairs, then she blocks his way!* Tikals Father: "Grrr..Move!" I thought you were hungrey! Tikal: "NO!!-..I won't obey!" Tikals Father: RAGH!! Then suffer the concinquinces! No computer for 2 weeks! Tikal: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Falls and then runs back to Shadow, Amy, Knuckles, Tails and Rouge* Knuckles: This is bad... really bad! Tails: "Who knows if they'll cook Amy and Shadow with him!" Amy and Shadow: AHHHHHHH!!!! AMY: "How could you say such horrible things???!!!" I'm much too beautiful to eat! *Primps up* Shadow: "... ... *Gulps*"...Maria!" *(Ect).*you get the "picture" Tikal: Oh, don't worry!, their too stupid to pay attention to those 2, but don't mention the idea to them. Rouge: "Uhh?!" Shouldn't we try to save him?! ("Because that's what I would try to do") Tikal: "Right!" We have to save those two! Knuckles: Right! Rouge: "All right!" *now were communicating* Tikal: Glad I thought up of that one! Rouge: "HEY!~, stop ignoring me!!!" Tails: Where did they both go? Tikal: Quick! To the center of the town! "To The Offering Place... Everyone: "..." Tiakl: ...What you would call a kitchen." Everyone: "OH!" Knuckles: Quick! Tails: Hurry!! Amy: Sonic, I'm coming! (*Ohh-...my love!!!!! I wont let this happen to you!) Shadow: ??? Me too!.... Amy: ".......???????" No shadow!!! "You're not me!!!" *Back to the echinda people, at the front middle pallice place* *The Echindas are carrying Sonic!* Sonic: "Hey man!, what am I, some kind of food!?" Echinda1: "GRRRRR..." Sonic: " "I Demand a ontray!!!" " Echinda2: "RAGH!! OK!!!" *Puts Sonic on a tray* Echinda2: "THERE, YOU'RE ON A TRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All the Echindas: *Laughing* "GRRRAGHH AH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Sonic: "I was right!" Your all nothing but a bunch of Knuckle Heads!" Echinda3: THIS ONE TALKS!!!! Too well... Echinda4: "SILENCE HEDGEHOG!!" YOUR OUR ENEMY!!!!! Sonic: "Enemy? Hey!, I didn't hurt any of you!" Echinda5: YOUR ANCESTORS WERE EGGHEADS, ALL ECHINDA HATE HEDGEHOG!!!" Sonic: That doesn't go for my pal Knuckles. Echinda6: "!?????!!".....YOU MEAN, KING KNUCKLES?!!, THE ONE THAT WAS WITH THOSE WIERD BEINGS???? Sonic: *Thinks to himself: Hmp, they don't see that me and Shadow are the same species, man, everyone always mixes us up!* Sonic: *Snaps out of his thoughts* "Huh, He's no king!!, and those wierd beings are my friends! Echinda7: YOU TELL LIES HEDGEHOG!!, ECHINDAS DO NOT HANG AROUND WITH THE LIKES OF YOUR KIND!!! *They take sonic to a large plateform, over a large bowl with sonic on the floor on a tray Tikals father: *Pointing a sphere at him* "Any Last Requests?!!! ...Before we soup you?!" Sonic: ..."Yhea! Whats for dinner?!!"..."I'm starving!!" Tikals father: "Why you of course!!" Sonic: "well!"... Can I have some too?! Tikals father: "Hmmm..." *Starts really thinking about this one* If I cook you, you'd be dead!,but you would have to be alive, to eat the soup your made of. Tikals father: (Oh well): just eat the soup as it's being made, "DINNER TIME!!!!!" All of the Echindas: "YEAH, RAAGHH!!! DINNER TIME!!!, DINNER TIME!!!, LET'S EAT!!!, LET'S EAT!!!" *They dump Sonic off the tray into a large soup bowl, they start choping vegatables up and all that stuff!* Knuckles: ..."STOP!!!" Tikals Father: My,My...lord! Your just in time!, prophicy says you'd be coming for dinner tonight, we've brought you a hedgehog!, to sacrafice and eat for our peoples "war luck!" Tikal: "Stop!, more like a pot luck! "*Grabs the bag pipes off of Knuckles back," takes a deep breath and starts to play* !"<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>"! Tikals Father: AGHHHH!!! Echinda1: AGH!! *Holds ears* @##$#^@$^@#%@#$!!!! Echinda2: Curse you Tikal! #$%!!!! All of the Echindas: *They all are holding their ears and yelling* #@%$@^@#$#*&%!!!!! Shadow: "What are all you guys yelling about,... this music is-...cool!" Tails: "AGHAG!!" MY HEAD"S GONNA SPLIT OPEN!! *Holds ears tighter* Amy: ..."OH!! MY TEETH ARE VIBRAITING!!!" Sonic: "AGH!! MY HANDS ARE TIED!!, SO I CAN'T HOLD ME EARS!! OH, WAIT, I GOT AN "IDEA!!" *Dumps head under the thick stew-like soup!* Knuckles: "OH, ME BAGPIPES!!!", HEY YOUR NOT BAD!!! *Covers ears* Tikal: "<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>"Ok!!"<><><>"that's enough Tikal!!"<><><><><><> "STOP!!!@$@$^!" "<><><><><>UGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!RRDAG!!!" <><><> Tikals father: *Suffering* "AGH!!, OK!, OK!, YOUR HEDGEHOG FRIEND WILL NOT BE DINNER!" Tikal: *stops playing,* ...waits for his next reply* Tikals father: Alright then! "He'll be lunch instead!!" Tikal: "OH BOY!" *Takes a deep breath* Tikals father: "OH NO!!" OK, OK!!...*Stutters* How about a lovley, frozen, hedgehog brain for desert!?"... Tikal: "AL RIGHT", YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!! *Takes breath* Knuckles: "Nooooooooo!!!", "Me-bagpipes!" Shadow: "... ... ..."!? MARIA!!! *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the whole screen, and the music stops, enabling the others to run over and grab Sonic out of the soup, while all the other Echindas, are stunned by this wierd pictures apperance....* Tails: "I guess that finally became usefull! Knuckles: My poor friend hedgehog! ...*Unties Sonic* Sonic: "Thanks a lot buddy!" (I saved you some soup for later!) Tikals Father: "What!? You mean you don't want hedgehog soup?!" Tikal: *Explaining!* "I told you father No!! It's not right! It's "MOREBID!!" " Knuckles: "Bow to me!!" *Runs to a curtin, goes behind it, and comes down from the stairs behind a curtain *wearing a red cape and crown. with a large brown cigar in his mouth. *All of the Echindas get scared, and bow to him, even Tikals father Does!* Knuckles: "Say, this is fun!" Tikals Father: *Still on his knees* I'm terribly sorry!, would you perfer?...-Some other kind of recipe or hedgehog? Knuckles: No!!. *All of the echindas gasp!!* Tikals Father: *Still on knees* But prophicy says!, "That when king Knuckles arrives, He'll be terribly hungrey from his loooooong journey!" Knuckles: *Grabs one of Shadows apple sauces and gobbles it down, then in a frantic squeaky voice says: "There I'm full," I'm happy, There I ate. Are you all satisfied?! Tikals father: *Still on knees, <"What an idoiossity our king has become!">*"Uhh?...-We are sorry!" if you feel you had to make us happy! We just wanted to make you happy!" Knuckles: "Yeah, yeah, I forgive yeah!. *Whispers to all the others: Lets escape after my word...* *Shouts to the other echindas: "Now! Don't get up, until I leave!* ... *Runs off* *All of the Echindas look puzzled!* *All the others follow after Knuckles, Sonic is the last* Tikals father: *"Looks up", sees Knuckles gone* "Hey!" I wanna see the brave King Knuckles, leave in his mystical powered portal! "Hey!," where did he go?!" Tikal: *Runs after them* "Wait for me!!" *As seen running away torwards the shrine to the chaos emeralds, and where the chao monsters are* *All of sudden, a giant walking robot comes down from the sky above* Tails: "Oh-no!! It's the government again!!! Sonic: Hey how did they find us here?!! " ..." this is suppost to be a dream! Knuckles: I have no idea!" Rouge: "Hey! wait a second! how come we've come all this way for nothing? Knuckles: "......" No wait! you don't understand! I can use that master emerald on top of that altor to warp us back home! that's why I brought you guys all here! Tails: "Oh!...I see!" So you can get us back to our time or back to the real world! Knuckles: "Exactly! now stand aside and watch!" Tikal: *She comes running up the path* "Wait, they're coming, my father!" Amy: "Oh great Cr@p!" my hair is ruined!! Shadow: Maria never cursed!... *A big demented picture of Maria pops up and covers the entire screen, and the music stops!* Tikals Father: *Runs up the long path after them, with the Echindas after him* There they are!!, King Knuckles is going to use the mystical powered portal using the Chaos emeralds!!! Tails: "Hurry Knuckles!!" Knuckles: Ok, um... Chaos is power... Uum!, ok,..-and uh?..-chaos is power...That's enriche by the?!- ***********Sonic: "FART!"********************* Knuckles: ------"Stop that!!! you crazy idiot!!!" Tikal: "Oh, what's that! Robot1: Got you!" You,- you...animals?, this seems strange, chasing animals! Oh well-...prepare to "DIE!!! "WHA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HAH!!!" *Points gun at Knuckles, cocks it* Knuckles: Oh nOO!! Tikals father: "AHH!! Quick!, that monster's trying to kill King Knuckles! Attack!!! "GRRRRAHHH!!" *All of the Echindas start to throw spears and rocks at the robot* Robot1: AHHH!!! Enemy Echindas are too strong, I need back up,I-..repeat, I need back up!!, um, huh? My radio doesn't work here, no reception! Oh no...AHH!! *Scene of robot with one foot on the bridge, and the other in the air, about to fall into the big river around the entire shrine* *While the Robot tries to keep balance, spears and all that stuff, are clinking against the window and side, denting the metal* Robot1: AGH!!! *Falls into the river* *Floats away while talking* I give up!!, I know,... I'll get a nice, easy job in the U.S. national guard... *Floats out of everyones sight* Sonic: Well, "ya snooze, yeh-loose!..." Knuckles: Now everbody watch me!" All of the Echindas: "...WOW!!!!" ---------------------- Knuckles: All right!--------- Here I go!!!!-- *Then every thing slows down, everything rotates one time as if Sonic was dizzy, and all that (matrix stuff.) Sonic feels woozy, and time is almost frozen, You see a close up camera view of Sonic staring mindlessly ahead, When all of the sudden, a hand shifts slowly torwards his face, and smacks him without him noticeing. *Sonic is seen slowly falling from this accurance! *And yelling in slow motion!* ************************************************************* ????!~!!!!!! ************************** Then! "..." He wakes up!* Shadow: Wake up Sonic!! *Slaps Sonic again, and again, and again!!* Sonic: "STOP!! *Bites Shadows hand* Shadow: OWW!! *Opens a container of apple suace and puts his bit hand in it to cool down his hand* Knuckles: "AGh!!!-Wheres me-bag pipes!!!?" *Sonic regains sight, and sees them back in the space Chao world!* Knuckles: *Sees a chao holding his bag pipes, about to play them* "AGHHH!!"---"THAT LITTLE DEMON!! He took Me-bag pipes!!" *Dashes over, slides, and grabs it from the Chao, and kicks the Chao, it cries!* Rouge: *She picks it up* "Ohh, so-..cute!" *They all stare at it* ............ "...?!" *It glimpses at them with watchfull eyes, its near sonic,...Then all of the sudden, it sucks his head!!! You hear a sucking sound, " "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" " *terrifiying Blood curling music theme!!!"* and then it lets go!, it changes and the chao has eyes and a head liiiiiike- Sonic!* Sonic: "EWWW!!!" *The chao winks it's evil eyebrows, and smiles!* Amy: Oh! SOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!! It looks like Sonic!!! *It glimpses at them with watchfull eyes, its near (Knuckles!)....Then all of the sudden it sucks his head! You hear a sucking sound,...-and then it lets go,...it changes and the chao has eyes and a head just liiiiiike-Knuckles!* Tails: "Thats disgusting!" Rouge: Aww, so cute, it looks like Knucky poo! Knuckles: "Hey! Cut it out!"... ---------------------------------------------THE END! For now! THE story, will contenue on part 2!! Look for it from time to time!............ (By Ruby and her brother Nathen) |