Amazingly Pony with their hit single ‘Train Ride’

(Words and music Lorriana and Eddie)

This is a song which is chockers with personal jokes about those we shared a train ride with to Sydney from Brisbane last year.  Basically, it's about the manky people we all just have to put up with on train rides.  If you don't like explicit language then don't read this, you arse suckers!

It’s four PM and I’m tired, and I’d like to go to bed,

Or get on with my knitting,

And my legs are fat and ugly, I haven’t seen.... my feet in years,

And I’m a Scottish laddie,

Who’s sitting right behind you,

'Would it be remotely possible for you to keep the noise to a low murmur'?

I’ve got turrets fuckin syndrome

Fuckity fuck fuck cunty shit,

Would you girls stop making noise before I throw a fuckin fit?

I'll foam at the mouth and seizure and I’ll throw up in yer laps

Oh fuckity friggin shit fuck fuck penis CUNT

Chorus

Well Goldie Hawn’s my favourite unicorn

But only on QLD rail,

Cos once we get to Sydney we belong….to NSW

We’ll all derail and die if we don’t drink the water first

My name’s Sinclair and I like to wear my senior jersey,

Some girl yelled out ‘SINCLAIR’ and I said ‘Oh do I know you?’

And with a peppermint in her mouth she said ‘It’s written on yer back, dickhead!’

FUCKITY FRIGGIN SHIT FUCK FUCK PENIS CUNT! (various swearwords)  

Chorus

FUCKITY FRIGGIN CLITORIS OH PENIS VAGINA …(harmonised) CUNTTTTTTT!