Jokes 5 -- "Laughter"
Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A.
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm
here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States
of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!#$%^&*!*#
A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is
called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in
it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special.
Elaine : What is the opposite of 'You Say'?
Shawn :
Mmmmmm . . . Aahha! The answer is 'I say'.
Elaine :
Wrrrrrrrrong. It is . . . "SEIYU".
Shawn :
Eeeeeeeeeehhhh??? > >
A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger.
When 20 minutes
had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irriated customer asked the
waiter.
Customer: Will my hamburger be long?
Waiter: No, sir...it will be round.
Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate
and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of
the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just
before he feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room.
"Don't do it, Kamal", she said.
"They'll die."
The boys face turned pale and throw
his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you gave it to us
?"
Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.
Waiter: What else do u want, feathers?
Diner: I
can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter:
It's no use. He won't eat it either.
Diner: You'll drive me
to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there,
do you?
Ken: These ice-cream are too expensive!
John: Stop
complaining and pay with a smile.
Ken: I wish I could but
the man insists on cash!
Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge
me cheaper for I don't have much hair!
Barber:
No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for having to search for it!
New prisoner comes to prison cell.
Convicts: What has
happened with you that you are here?
Prisoner: I have broken
a window on my job place.
Convicts: It's unbelievable! Where
did you work?
Prisoner: On a submarine.
