Joke 1
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Once upon a time, a group of Ah Bengs stepped into a lounge and wanted the
DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Ro Ti" (In Hokkien meaning Ah Cheng buys
bread)
The DJ told them that they only have English songs and told them to
re-select another song. The Ah Bengs were indignant and kicked up a big
fuss, claiming that the DJ was insulting them.
The manager had to intervene in order to calm them down. Finally, after
many hours of talking, the manager managed to find out that the Ah Bengs
were actually asking for the song "Unchained Melody" by the Righteous
Brothers.

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Joke 2
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One day, two Ah Lians got into a lift from the 20th storey of a building
and wanted to get down to the ground floor.
As they looked at the dial, they could see the number 20 down to number 2.
It was then followed by a G.
As they were not English-educated, they were puzzled and really had no idea
what does the letter G mean.
Suddenly one of them exclaimed excitedly and hit G. When they finally
reached the ground floor, the other Ah Lian was so impressed and asked
the first Ah Lian, "Wow, how you know one?"
The first Ah Lian reply smugly, "Easy lah.. G for Gero mah...

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Joke 3
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There is this miss universe contest.....and the 3 finalists are miss
american, miss australia, and miss singapore.
Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists..
the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the
letter l..."miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight
away:"..lamp...".
the judges say good....miss australia replies:"......light bulb...."
the judges say good.....
now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...."
then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."
Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"
miss american says confidently:"....lion...."
the judges say good.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....."
the judges say good....and now miss singapore isn't too sure again....
she says:"...labbit..."
the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and
if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the
contest...."
Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the
letter l....."miss american says:"....lime...."
the judges say well done.....miss australia says:.....lemon...."
the judges say well done....
Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident
that she would make it to the next round......
she says:".........LIEW LIAN..........."

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