| This is my 'Stupid Mysteries' page. This page was not my idea, it was Corinne's idea. She wanted me to do it. This page tells the stories of really stupid things people I once knew have done and one 'mystery' of the event. Please read them they're really pretty funny. Note: I have changed the names of the people in my stories. Although, if you are a friend of mine you probably know who I'm talking about. Setting: Sandbox Date: July Lunch Break, Grade 2 Story: Katie, Andrew, and Emily were diging holes in the sand when suddenly, out of nowhere, Katie stands up and pulls her pants (underwear too) all the way down, then fast all the way up again. Emily and Andrew saw the whole thing. Mystery: Why did Katie pull down her pants? Setting: Davisville Porch Date: August Lunch Break, Grade 6 Story: Madeline, James, Lavender, Emily, Susan, Stacie, Sherri were all playing Truth Or Dare. It was Emily's turn to ask Susan. "Truth or Dare?" asked Emily. "Dare" answered Susan. Emily having run out of ideas blurted out "Kiss my butt" as a joke. Then Susan answered "um... Ok, but not here". Sherri giggled and said "How about in the Girls Washroom?". Susan acepted, and then Emily, Sherri and the butt-kisser (LOL) walked into the Washroom. Susan: "I dunno...". Sherri:"Well, you said Ok so you have to". Emily was looking in the mirror, she almost forgot about the dare, when Susan leans down and kisses Emily on the Jeans. Emily:"Oh-gawd, I didn't think you would actually do it, jeez!". Sherri giggles and Susan feels very stupid. Mystery: Is Susan taking after her father? Setting: Davisville School Grounds Date: October morning, Grade 3 Story: Katie walkes onto the school grounds as the children make their way into the school. Emily is at the back of the line and can see Katie. Katie walks to the very middle of the play-ground where everyone can see her and drops on her knees. She makes gestures as if she was praying. Mystery: Is Katie that religious or is she just plain stupid? Setting: Davisville Girls Washroom Date: Grade 5 Story: Back then Susan had this huge crush on Jon Binner (< real name). So for about 2 or 3 days during recesses Susan wrote "I JB" in chalk all over the place. She must of written it at least 50 times. Well, the teacher caught her and made her clean it all up. To this day there is still "I JB" on the walls of the Girls Washroom where the chalk scratched in. Mystery: Will the marks in the girls washroom last long enough for alians to see how stupid Samantha... I meen Susan, is? (Corinne wanted me to put this one up) Setting: Emily's Room Date: February, Grade 8 Story: Carly is over at Emily's house for the weekend. They are a bit bored so they decide to prank phone call the Chinese restaurant 'Mandarin'. Emily:"Hello, do u deliver Chicken Balls". Right here I have to say that Chicken Balls are Chicken with pastry. Anyway the lady says "Yes". Carly (in backround pretending to be a toddler):"I want Lamb Balls". Emily:"Look, my child wants Lamb Balls, do you have those?" Lady:"no ma'am", Emily:"Well, what kind of balls do you have?", Lady:"Chicken Balls". Emily:"We'll have those then", Lady:"How would you like to pay? Card or cash?", Emily:"WHAT? We have to pay? Oh- forget this". Emily hangs up and Carly starts laughing. Mystery: How can a chicken work at 'Mandarin'? Note: "Susan" and "Katie" will never admitt to the stories above, they're such ... such ... umm, I dunno... They just won't, they're too embarassed of their stupidity. Hahaha! Back to Main |
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