"Hey, want another drink?"

"Nah, it�s alright thanks, better make this my last one otherwise you�re gonna have to carry me home!"

"I certainly wouldn�t complain."

"No, you�d jump at the chance because you�d be able to grope me!"

"What�s wrong with that? I like groping you."

"Of course you do. Otherwise your foot wouldn�t be worming its way up my trouser leg right now."

"It�s cold! It needs to find somewhere to curl up and keep warm!"

"Craig, it WAS warm! Unless you�d suddenly decided to shove ice cubes down your socks."

"Yeah well it got bored ok?"

"And let me guess; it decided to crawl inside my pants to find something to play with."

"Yeah!"

"You are so gonna get it when we get home."

"I was hoping you�d say that!"

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"Hey, Dave? You look a little uncomfortable there, are you ok?"

"Fuck it, no I�m not! But whatever you�re doing with your foot don�t you dare stop!"

"Hmm, it�s getting a little too hot in there now and not a little sticky. Time for a bit of fresh air methinks!"

"Craig, shut up and get your goddamn foot back in there this instant."

"Yes, Sir!"

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"Oh God�"

"Will you keep your little sounds of happiness to a minimum please? We�re still in the pub!"

"Bastard."

"Ok, no more for you �til we get home."

"What? Craig!"

"That�s for being a bad puppy."

"PUPPY?"

"Don�t shout Dave, dear, you�re causing a fuss. Now zip yerself up like a good boy."

"I repeat; you�re so gonna get it when we get home."

"I am, and so are you. Coming?"

"Yes."

"Good. Now, yours or mine?"

"Don�t care."

"Stop sulking Love. You�ll get what�s coming to you soon enough."

"Am not sulking."

"Yes you are, your bottom lip sticks out so beautifully when you sulk."

"Hmph."

"Come on Puppy, get in the car."

"Am not your puppy."

"Oh? Then what are you then?"

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"Exactly, my puppy. All belted up? Good. We�ll go to yours since it�s closer."

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"Uh, Dave? What are you doing?"

"Puppy hungry."

"Stop that! I can�t concentrate on driving!"

"No, puppy hungry! Need food."

"GODS! Dave�Fuck�Fuck�Fuck���Aaaaaaah Dave!"

"Yes?"

"YOU are SO gonna get it when I get you home!"

"Touch�! Aww look, you�re all wet now. Better lap it up, no point in wasting good food."

"That�s it, inside!"

"Oooh really?"

"Yes�No not in those! In the goddamn house!"

"Oh."

"No don�t hide! Drat. Thank god my puppy sucks at hiding."

"Tee hee!"

"I rest my case. Dave, Love, you really are hopeless someti - Goddamnit Dave! How the fuck did you get out of your clothes so bloody quickly!"

"Practice!"

"And what made you think you were getting some tonight?"

"You said so!"

"So right I did."

"Whee!"

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"Hey Craig?"

"Mmm hmm?"

"You�re still dressed."

"Oh, right, hang on�.There, better?"

"Uh huh!"

"Time for a bit of punishment I think. Keep your hands above your head, you�re not allowed to touch anything yet."

"Aww."

"No. Puppy eyes won�t work on me this time."

"Damn."

"Now, I�m going to tell you what I�m going to do to you and then I�m going to do it, step by step, ok?"

"Yes."

"Good. First I�m going to kiss every inch of your skin, starting with your toes��.then ankles��.calves��..knees���thighs���.stomach���"

"Mmmmm!"

"No, no bucking, not there yet. Dart my tongue in your navel and continue upwards��.."

*squeak*

"Chin��.jaw���ear���forehead���nose���lips���Ooh tasty! Might just stay here for a while."

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"Then I�m going to mark my territory, sucking on your neck until you squirm beneath me."

"Gah�"

"And back down again I think. I�m going to draw each nipple between my moist lips and suck on it firmly�Keep your hands above your head, Dave."

"Fuck!"

"Soon Puppy, soon. You�re beautiful do you know that? All laid out on the platter for me, ready, willing and panting like a bitch on heat�"

"CRAIG!"

"Heh heh! And now I�m going to swallow you whole�"

"Aaaahh!"

"But you�re not going to come are you Puppy? Not yet."

"N-n�"

"I�m sorry?"

"NO! No." *whimper*

"Good boy. Now, where�s the lube? Aah, there we are. Relax for me Love."

"Unnngh�.trying."

"It�s ok, I don�t want to hurt you. One finger first."

"Aah, feels good!"

"Ok? Adding another finger now, loosen you up a bit. Good and now a third."

"FUCK CRAIG! Touch that again!"

"Say please Puppy."

"P-please�.Craig��AAAAH!"

"My beautiful Dave, I think you�re ready now."

"Yes! Oh God yes��please Craig��need to feel��you in me��"

"Patience, Love, patience. Let me lube myself up. There, all done. Ready?"

"Nnn hnnn."

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"Fuck��you�re so tight!"

"Yeah well, you�re just so big!"

"I love you Dave."

"Uuh! I love you too Craig!"

"You feel so good."

"More�.please, fill me Craig, make me yours."

"Yes Dave, mine."

"Aah! Close, so close!"

"Nu uh, naughty puppy. No touching."

"Craig�.."

"Only I may touch you. There."

"Aaaah! Yes! Fuck�."

"Come for me, Dave, let it go."

"I�m coming�I�m coming�..I - CRAIG!"

"Yes�YES! DAVE! FUCK!"

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"That�was�incredible!"

"Told you you�d get it!"

"And you gave it to me beautifully! Damn, sleepy now."

"Then sleep. We don�t have to do anything tomorrow."

"Love you."

"Love you too Puppy."

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"Hey�Wasn�t there something I had to do to you?"

"No Puppy, there was nothing."

"We were in the pub�.."

"Heh heh! And we were just leaving weren�t we?"

"And you - you had your foot in my trousers!"

"I did? I don�t remember that being there!"

"And I said that you�d get it when we got home! Com�ere!"

"Eep!"