The Mustache
O
nce upon a time, there was a female teacher that had a
mustache.
Yes, it's true. One day as I was walking in school through D building, I saw Mrs.Rusty by her class. She was wearing a jean mini skirt and a strapless blouse. I stepped up to her and asked her what's up with the mustache. She wanted to keep it a secret, so she decided not to tell me. The next day I went to the girl in charge of the school newspaper and told her about Mrs.Rusty.
The girl decided to put an article about her in the newsspaper. Unfortunantly, the girl's English was so bad that she scribbled some of the words in the writing. When the school newspaper's title came out, it had looked like this:
"Mrs.Rusty ewars a ustache."
When I looked over my shoulder, I saw a croud of kids laughing out loud with the school newspaper in their hand. I didn't know exactly what they were laughing about, because how could they have possibily figure out what that said. Anyways, I put up a new poster that said:
"It's just a joke! Stop laughing or I'll kill you."
So, at the end everyone stopped laughing and we lived happily ever after.
The End!