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Will humans get nude shemales down with robots?
Futuristic fantasy flings
Published 05.14.08
By Dan Savage
I am a young, clips of shemales cumming straight male -- but I have this obsession with male-on-male dino-dragon porn. I don't get it. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE STRAIGHT! free shemales riding cock Am I psychotic or what?
Dino Really Are Gonna Overtake Now
You're not psychotic, DRAGON, just pathetic.
I don't mean pathetic in the "laughable or contemptible" sense of the word, DRAGON, I mean it in the pitiable sense. You're one those poor unfortunate souls meeting shemales illinois saddled with shemales titts an unrealizable sexual fantasy. Beat off to dino-dragon porn as much as you care to -- and you clearly care to -- but, like a man with a giantess fetish or some dude into boytaurs, you will never meet the object of your peculiar affections in the flesh, scales, and tails.
Well, not post op shemales for at least 50 years or so.
In his newish book Love and Sex with Robots, author David Levy predicts that in five decades or so, people are going to be fucking and falling in love with humanoid sex robots. Levy believes that some people are going to have a problem with the humanoid fuckbots in our future. I disagree. People aren't going to have a problem with dudes fucking and/or marrying humanoid robots. It's dudes like DRAGON, here -- men and women fucking and/or married to dino-dragon robots, robot centaurs, 50-foot-tall female robots, and, taiaka shemales it pains me to say, kid robots -- who are going to freak people the fuck out.
Let me just say free shemales fucking shemales this: There's going to be shemale fucking shemales videos a lot more to fuckbots than Levy imagines in his philosophy. While Levy foresees fuckbots that can be programmed with voices, eye colors, or "particular personality traits" that their owners/mates find sexy, I foresee hot sexy shemales fucking shemales a future in which every last old lady shemales unrealizable fetish or fantasy is suddenly within the grasp of all -- well, not all. The first few generations of fuckbots will most likely be available only to the superwealthy and/or those willing to spend a small fortune on a visit to a robot brothel. But the coming of fuckbots is going to make fantasies that are currently unrealizable for reasons of biology, logistics or morality suddenly very, very realizable. Including yours, DRAGON, if asian shemales san francisco you should be lucky gapping shemales enough to live so long.
As for your supposed-to-be-straightness ...
I've got a file full of letters from supposed-to-be-straight guys -- guys with wives and girlfriends and a passion for pussy -- angsting at me about their urge to suck a little cock now and then. Many of these guys prefer shemales stroking to suck cock that isn't attached to anything recognizably male -- e.g., shemales, transvestites, American Idol natural nude shemales contestants, et al. -- because it somehow makes their gay desires bermuda shemales less troubling, less destabilizing, less, you know, gay.
Your passion for male-on-male dino-dragon redhead shemales porn, DRAGON, may be motivated by the same subconscious impulse. You don't want to let go of your supposed straightness but you're actually turned on by shemales in nylons "the cock," as the kids like to say. And by seeking out porn that features nonhuman males, ohio shemales you don't have to confront your hunger, however mild, for cock.
For me and my muscle-bound bondage boy, Dan, a large part of the turn-on would evaporate if somebody were "within earshot at all times," per your advice last week ("A little kink on the side," May 7). With all due respect to the grieving widow, Mrs. Bargy is an idiot. She left her husband tied up and alone for 20 HOURS? Dumb! When I leave my boy roped up and go to a movie, knowing that he's working fiercely, angrily and uselessly to get free long beach shemales while I'm gone, well ... I'd hate to be denied that pleasure because some moron left meet shemales her husband tied and gagged for a whole damn day. I leave my helpless goldfish home alone. Why not my tied-up plaything? Can't shemales highpoint nc an exception be made for those of us who actually have a brain?
Mr. Roper
If you leave the house and your goldfish bowl springs a leak and your precious goldfish dies, MR, you get another goldfish. If you leave the house and your muscle-bound bondage boy accidentally works himself into a position that compromises his breathing and he asphyxiates, you get indicted. But, hey, you and your boy are free to take calculated risks. But if you miscalculate, MR, be prepared to shoulder the consequences.
I'm 16 and gay. I recently got into an argument with my parents over whether HIV is spread by saliva or if you can be infected during oral sex. I thought that you were safe kissing and that it's OK to shemales fucking straight guys have oral sex, but that you need to use condoms for anal sex. My parents disagree and I found mixed answers searching online. I trust you, though -- what do you say?
Good Gay Boy
You trust me, GGB, but your parents probably wouldn't. And the whole point of this exchange is getting you the info/ammo you need to set your parents at ease/shoot down their arguments, boston shemales right? So I'm going to step aside and let some HIV shemales washington dc prevention pros have a crack at your questions. Think of this column as a unbelieveable shemales sex-ed gangbang I've arranged just for you -- but, um, don't describe it to your parents that way.
"To be exposed to HIV, you would have to come in contact with someone who is HIV-positive and a fluid -- semen, vaginal secretions, blood -- that can transmit HIV," says Krishna Stone, assistant director of community relations at Gay Men's Health teen shemales masterbating Crisis in New York City. "And there would also need to be a point of entry -- unprotected vaginal or anal sex without condoms," that would bring the virus into contact with mucous membranes that could absorb it.
Stone makes a great point: You can't be exposed to HIV unless you're having sex with someone who has HIV. The AIDS virus isn't fire and gay men aren't twigs; it doesn't matter how vigorously you rub us against each other, we're not going to suddenly burst into HIV. If you're having sex -- safe sex -- with someone who's HIV-negative like you, GGB, you have nothing to worry about on the HIV front. Well, except for your boyfriend's truthfulness and any changes to his HIV status since his last shemales with cum test -- which is why you should be having safe sex regardless, even if you think you're both negative.
But let's shemales in my area say you're not with just one guy. Let's say you're running around having sex -- safe sex -- with random guys (not that I'm saying you should). Some of these guys are likely to be HIV-positive. So are you at risk of contracting HIV when you kiss poz guys?
"Kissing carries no risk of HIV transmission according to the Canadian porn videos with shemales AIDS Society's HIV transmission guidelines," says Rui Pires, gay men's community education coordinator for the AIDS Committee of Toronto, "[because] saliva doesn't transmit HIV."
So has anyone ever been infected via kissing?
"There has been a documented case of HIV transmitted through 'deep kissing,' [and the infection] occurred because both of those big dick shemales involved had current gum disease and had bleeding gums," says Beau Gratzer, director of HIV/STD prevention at Howard Brown in Chicago. "Generally speaking, blood must be visible in the saliva in order to pose a risk of HIV transmission."
So promise your parents, GGB, that there'll be no deep kissing after you and your boyfriend go get your wisdom teeth pulled together, OK?
What about oral sex? What kind of risks are there when you're blowing guys who could be positive?
"It's reassuring to know that your parents care about your health and well-being, but they're misinformed houston shemales about how HIV is transmitted," says Hunter Hargraves, community initiatives coordinator at cummin shemales the STOP AIDS Project in San Francisco. local shemales "Oral sex is very low risk for transmitting HIV." young canadian shemales Low risk does huge cock shemales not mean no risk -- some men have been infected giving head. "But even though oral sex is very low risk for HIV," adds Hargraves, "other STDs sadistic shemales like gonorrhea and chlamydia can still be transmitted via oral sex," giving and receiving, "and having an STD increases the potential for HIV transmission."
What can you do to minimize the already low risk of contracting HIV when performing oral sex?
"HIV transmission is possible only if you have a cut or abrasion in your mouth or throat through which the virus can enter your bloodstream," says Pires. So don't go down on anyone if you have a cut or abrasion. To avoid shemales cumming creating one, "no flossing or brushing 45 minutes before you go down on somebody," says Hargraves. You can also shemales nude free minimize your risks, says Howard Brown's Gratzer, shemales having sex "[by] not getting semen/come in your mouth, reducing your number of oral sex partners, and using a [condom] while engaging in oral sex." I'd like to add hot nacked sexyy shemales to this list: Don't sleep with total sleazefags, don't be a total sleazefag yourself, and don't allow anyone to pressure you into doing anything you don't want to do.
And now I'm going to give the fucked shemales last word to one of the pros ...
"It's great that you recognize that using condoms for anal sex is the best way to prevent HIV transmission," says Hargraves. "Score asstoyed shemales one for gay youth!"
Some weeks back (CL, March 12), I solicited letters from readers about the "campsite rule," my ebony shemales rule for older folks dating younger folks (leave them in better shape than you found them). A selection of those responses can be read at www.thestranger.com/savage/campsiterule.
Download a new Savage Lovecast (Dan's weekly podcast) every Tuesday at www.thestranger.com/savage. To ask Dan Savage a question, write to [email protected].
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