Derik "Dirty Sanchez'" rules to dating:
1.  Be Persistant
2.  There's Always A Chance
3.  Know When to Say When
4.  Don't Wait On the Girl, Go  to Them
5.  Just Don't Give A Fuck
6.  It's All About the Small Talk
7.  Never Be Intimidated
~More Sanchez Info.~
Elvis' female categories:
Just about all girls will fit into at least one of these categories:
1.  Whore
2.  Smoker
3.  Psycho
4.  Already Taken
5.  Just Doesn't Like You
~Think of any girl you know and they will probably fit in one.~
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Words of Derik's Wisdom:
"India is the 8th continent."
"3 x 9 = 26"
"Columbus discovered America 200...wait, 2000 years ago."
"Moses nailed the bible to the church."
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Cool Links:
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The world's most gangsta car.  Found in, of all places, the biggest cess-pool in the world: CANADA!!!
here it is, The Category Girls:
#1 in at least 4 categories, aka: Satan
most likely still a whore
almost all of these fit into the first 3 categories
a little psycho mixed in with whore
The Wig-Rockas rocking a wig:
Cool as hell, but a smoker and already taken...
The Wig-Rockas and Friends:
Look out kids, it's SURGE!!!
Wish I knew where this one went...
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I don't personally don't know this one, but i've heard she is a ho
J-Diddy's words of actual wisdom:

"99% of women will cheat, lie, and/or shit on you.  The other 1% just won't admit it."



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