| Alex says that sam looks funny when he plays the drums. And he does. His mouth gets kinda open and he looks all serious. Sam, sometimes called Duke, played with his cool band from CT a few months ago. Sam is the clean member of the band. He doesn't do anything bad. He's smart and has never had illegal chemicals in his blood. Sanford has been trying to get sam to do some herion but somehow sam has abstained. All the ladies love Sam. He loves them back (except for not really...remember the last girl that "loved" you sam?). Sam rocks out. We would like to apologize to anyone who might have been offended by the remarks made about a shorn soccer player. no hard ones. |