| This is Sanford, no, not from Sanford and Son, nor is his name Stanford. Call him this and you won't have a prayer. Sanford likes long strolls on the beach and making pineapple upside down cakes. He also likes rippin shit up and being a general badass. Sanford is on the Varsity football team and makes sure Kevin's spot on the bench is warm. His sideburns are fuzzy, and women and Duke swoon for them. Sanford also has an insane heroin addiction....check out his face, its the only place left he can inject. |
