--Geoffrey Chaucer, Canterbury Tales.
Possibly literature's first disclaimer.
This fanfiction archive is divided into two categories, one containing SLASH, that is, relationships of a romantic nature between two people of the same sex, and one containing NO SLASH. There is also a filks archive, containing song lyrics (usually Gilbert & Sullivan) rewritten a la Weird Al Yankovic to apply to the world of Harry Potter. All stories containing SLASH are located in the SLASH archive, so, if this concept disturbs you, do not enter it. Chaucer said it in the fourteenth century, and I'm saying it now: If you don't want to read about something, then choose another story.
I want to read something with puppyshipping and tragic romance (and am not squicked by the concept of SLASH, or, alternately, am squicked by the concept of het). Apparate me to The Remus/Sirius slash fics.
I want about five minutes' worth of amusement and don't have time right now to read these long, angst-filled fics. Or, alternately, I want Potter-centric entertainment that I can sing along with. Apparate me to The Filks Archive.