this page is with all the funny stuff I have
They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.  



10 things I hate about you!!  
1. your sullen stare !  
2. Your funny funny eyes  
3. You smell like a donkeys arse 
4. you are just plain ugly  
5. You keep on calling me 
6.you keep on texting me - stop it!! 
7. I have more interesting conversations with my door than with you 
8.I don't hate you because you are fat , you are fat because I hate you  
9. your taste of music make me sick  
10. you were born!
world according to America
Do you have blacks, too?

- Bush to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso as reported in Der Spiegel. Condoleeza Rice interceded explaining that Brazil has the greatest number of black citizens of any nation outside of Africa




10 Things Men Won't Say


Let's watch Lifetime!
Sex is overrated.
I don't want to go too far on the first date.
Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
My hips are too big.
Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
Does this suit make me look fat?
I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion
Bush and Cheney Lunch    President Bush and Dick Cheney are having lunch at a restaurant. Cheney orders the heart-healthy salad. Bush leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey could I have a quickie?"  The waitress was horrified. "Mr. President," she says, "I thought your administration was bringing a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see what a false promise the was."   As she marches off in a huff, Cheney leans over and says, "George, it's pronounced quiche."
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