Mike! you need to talk more!
"Do you know what it's like when you're about to eat your nice roast beef sandwich, and there's this guy going 'Hey Mike, check me out!' and dancing on your table?" � Mike on John's private table dance
"What did the drummer get on his IQ test?..........Drool." � Mike Malinin
What's the difference between an elephant and a bunch of grapes? *small pause* They both have trunks, except the grapes. � Mike Malinin [someone needs to send this guy a book of good jokes!!]
"I like hitting stuff, everything else is overrated." � Mike Malinin
"My karma and charisma brought fame to the band." � Mike Malinin
