"I hate cheese! You know why I hate cheese? Because it's glue in the colon. A man can't make love when he's got a sticky colon." � John after being asked what his favorite type of cheese is [one of the funniest quotes I've found so far]
"It's like, things are fucked, but we're all in this together, so let's try and make the best of it. Sort of, uh, a turd polisher." � John Rzeznik
"I was really glad we got to do something like that -- I grew up watching Sesame Street. I got to meet Grover. He was always my favorite. You get so sucked into them. They are so alive and so real that you forget that there's a large man with his hand up the butt of this puppet." � John Rzeznik
"Would I be sexy in the real world?" � John Rzeznik [good question, I think the answer is yes!]
"At any given time, the band could be screwed, and I could be,'Would you like a hot apple pie with your order today, sir?" � John Rzeznik
"I'm not perfect, I don't give a fuck. You're not perfect, and I STILL don't give a fuck." � John Rzeznik
"It was really funny 'cause I was standing there panicking going, 'Okay, they hit New York. They hit Washington. Where are they going to hit in L.A?' And then I went, 'Wait a minute, there's absolutely nothing of any value to blow up. We're safe!' " � John Rzeznik talking about 9-11
"I really believe that women have much easier access to their souls than men do. Because as men we're taught to wear masks, to drown out our emotions in competition and making money. Now women are being forced to do that too. But I admire their capacity to bear their spirituality so much more deeply than men." � John Rzeznik
"I look at our career as having three stages- drunk, hungover and sober." � John Rzeznik (1995)
