"A girl will throw her bra onstage, and I say to myself if I was the guy that pumped your gas today, would you throw your bra at me?" � John Rzeznik
"It's all entertainment. It's like watching a fuckin' movie. Everybody is floating around in their own vapor. I find it amusing." � John talking about the Grammy's
"It's such a thrill to perform live. You never know if you're going to get hit with a bottle or a bra." � John Rzeznik
"Los Angeles is good and bad because it's full of people that are either running away from something or looking for something."... "It's the most unintentionally funny city in the world." � John Rzeznik
"Sometimes you start to think to yourself, 'Would this person give me the time of day if I was the janitor?' " � John Rzeznik
"The best thing is people treat you very nice. The worst thing is that everybody who's treating you nice is usually full of shit." � John Rzeznik on the best thing about being famous
"They (Mike and Robby) know I'm outta my mind. I'm the most neurotic...I make Woody Allen look like Clint Eastwood." � John Rzeznik
"You know how neurotic I am? I'm the only guy in the world who has a self-help tattoo." � John Rzeznik
"As a kid, I was a reject and an outcast...and you always carry a thread of that with you." � John Rzeznik
"Music was the only thing that ever really got to me. It was the only thing that totally hooked me. I hated sports. I hated people who played them. They were all idiots." � John Rzeznik
"I find myself being exactly who I am at the moment when I pickup a guitar. It's kind of comforting, because I can never sell out. I'm not talented enough to contrive something like that." � John Rzeznik
