You have a new found respect for anyone with the name Johnny, Robby, or Mike
You talk to the Goos when you're alone (because you 'just know they can hear you')
You somehow manage to wriggle the Goos into every conversation, especially if it has nothing to do with them!
You watch the same music channel for hours untill you see their video, watch another channel till you can bear not seeing them any longer (usually about 15 mins), and then repeat the process
You buy a magazine that costs loads just for one collum on the Goos
You dream about the Goos almost every night
...and when you don't you think 'why the hell not'?!!
You struggle over which new single of theirs to buy, and end up buying both because you can't decide, although you already have all of the songs on them.
Your chest puffs out with pride when you realise that all of these statements relate to you!
