:: *stretches out shoulders and neck* turns on official mode ::
Alright. The stories contained within the pages of the One Ring to Bind Them... archival site are works of fiction meant for mature audiences only. That means if you aren't old enough to drink legally where you live that you can't read them.
All stories may also be assumed to contain homoerotic (male/male) themes and/or explicit content. In other words, we like writing about Elrond and Gil-galad cuddling together and just generally getting really friendly with each other, up to and including having sex, and we post our stories so other people can read them too.
Aren't we nice?! {grins}
Most of the stories on this site are based on the personas created by J.R.R. Tolkien. We do not know Tolkien or anyone related to Tolkien. If we did, do you think we would still be here writing these stories for free? I assure you we would be making it cannon that Elrond and Gil-galad were lovers.
If you're reading this and you own one of the characters we write about or work for the owner of one of the characters we write about, don't get mad at us! These characters have become extremely popular since the movie, and that has meant more money for you. Be nice and give those wonderful publicity folks a raise. They managed to do something right!
Oh, yah, if slash is more than you can handle, please LEAVE NOW.
:: turns off official mode...phew *leaves to go rest her brain* ::