quotes
some deeper than others"Technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur Clarke ++
�The best thing for being sad is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honor trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then�to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting.� - T. H. White, The Once and Future King
"Yeah correct...from a microscopically fine focused pespective." ++
"For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: �It might have been!� - John Greenleaf Whittier, �Maud Muller�
"Musical people are so absurdly unreasonable. They always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be absolutely deaf." - Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband
"In every work of genius we recognize our own rejected thoughts: they come back to us with a certain alienated majesty. - Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self-Reliance
"It is an important thing, in our never-ending pursuit of happiness, to stop and just be happy for a while." - Mark Twain
"Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten." - B. F. Skinner ++span style="font-size:16">"What does span style="font-size:14"> ==> OBVIOUS<== mean??? - and so with a horrible look of dignity Jeeves began his ironclad mission against all things
==> OBVIOUS<==." ++
"And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?" - Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice" Act 3, Scene 1
"I do think I have a memory Jeeves!"
"'In the Towering Shadow of Mediocrity'- that is what you shall pen!" ++
"Get the door! It's dominatrix whores!"(pun on the Dominos motto) ++
"Ex posto de lactose!"(pun on "Ex posto de facto"-good line for the lactose intolerant out there)
"Haud cogito ergo dumb."(I don't think therefore I'm dumb.)
"Your skull breaking into is the greatest line I've ever heard!" ++
"A petunia for Brucio!" ++
"That's one pretty man!"
"Oops! Your bane muffin just popped princess!" ++
"Out of the sack tumbled a large, very angry two-toed sloth." - Gerald Durrell, Three Tickets to Adventure
"Why don't we get off mothers? I just got off of yours!"
"Definitely a case of something being "wildly in context"!" ++
"All this pitting of sex against sex, of quality against quality; all this claiming of superiority and imputing of inferiority, belong to the private-school stage of human existence where there are �sides,� and it is necessary for one side to beat another side, and of the utmost importance to walk up to a platform and receive from the hands of the Headmaster himself a highly ornamental pot. As people mature they cease to believe in sides or in Headmasters or in highly ornamental pots." - Virginia Woolf, A Room of One's Own
"Genius is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration." - Thomas Edison
"I just had sex today. I'm so happy I could sing a fucken muppets song!!! "
"Sky rockets in flight! Afternoon delight!!"
"I have tons of sex!!...just with my hand."
"You mathematical dick!!" - Robin Williams, Good Will Hunting
"If the Professor calls about that job just tell him sorry. I had to go see about a girl." - Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting
"It's not about whether or not someone is a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband but whether or not they're perfect for you."
" A "personal score(s)" against innocent people can and will ONLY score against you!"
"We are all equal. We are all just different. We therefore require different ways, methods, etc. to reach and sustain our full potential."
"Accomplishments fade and can easily delude. I have learned though, that relationships(especially a girlfriend/wife ;) ) are the greatest/happiest things you can have BY FAR. Everyone(almost always) beats themselves up a lot before(if ever) they find that and start living accordingly."
++ - Im pretty sure all these are original lines and therefore all lines marked ++ are Copyright © 2006 (2-05-2006) David M. Smith. All rights reserved.