Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women & Men

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)

10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred  banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to date  a guy that looks and acts like my daddy!

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that'  way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid  eyes on.)

7. My life is too complicated right now. 
(I don't want you spending  the whole  night or else you may hear  phone
calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's then you.)

5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the  same 'solar system' much
less the same building.)

4. It's not you, it's me.            
(It's you.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.  
(I think your gay)

  2. I'm celibate. 
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)

  1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell  you in excruciating  detail
about all the other men I meet . It's the  male perspective thing.)

In response...The male perspective on the same issue...

Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually  mean...)


10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our  ages.
(You're ugly.)

8.   I'm not attracted to you in 'that'  way.
(You're ugly.)

7.My life is too complicated right  now....
(You're ugly.)

6.  I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)

5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
  
2.  I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)