Strike!
-3rd, November. Gonzaga, Washington
These past few months have been hectic ones here at The Society for the Preservation of Limestoney Trees Near the El Macho Breeding Grounds Headquarters. No, we have been busy developing and testing our latest weapon to catch the El Macho off-guard.
Developed in secret in a secret laboratory in Washington State by the secretive Dr. Bill "I Hate Goat Feces, So If I Catch You Eating One, I'm Going To Kill You" Shoemaker, our latest secret weapon has been dubbed the STS-101. STS stands for "Super Top Secret" and 101 is a random designation.
The picture at the top of this page shows the test shot of the STS-101. This is actually quite the tragic moment, because Dr. Shoemaker is so incompetent, he forgot to make any other working weapons, and instead made skrimshaw out of the remaining U-235.
"Well, it was really the fault of those damn dirty apes. They took a shit all over the hard drive, so I had to kill them. So there," the Associated Press quoted Dr. Shoemaker earlier today.
Hopes are high that once there are multiple opperational STS-101s, we will be able to place them in key El Macho hibernation sites, and set them off simultaniously.
In unrelated news, the potato crop of central Idaho is down significantly. This is in no way related to the fact it is downwind of Dr. Shoemaker's secret top secret lab.
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