SPLTNEMBG Site News - Sucesful Outcome of 3rd El Macho Hunt
- 10th, July. Outside of Denver, Wyoming.
In the wee hours of the morning today, an intrepid group of journeymen and hunters finaly felled the 1st El Macho of the season. With financial support from the SPLTNEMBG and the NRA, Juan Deigo a la Media Noche, leader of the expedition, shot and killed the buck El Macho with only one RPG.
"Well," a la Media Noche said, "this here is the first time I've killed one of these big bastards, and boy does it feel good! I can't wait to get moving on and kill another one. We still have enough supplies to last us another month!"
Sadly, this expedition has not been without tragedy. Only 2 minutes into the hunt, a minor porter was killed by falling into the engine of one of their vehicles. His body was burried in a shallow grave, because no one liked him very much. And only last week, a la Media Noche lost the entire left side of his body during a freak camp fire accident. "Well, it's not without it's undue risks," a la Media Noche said at a news confrence telecasted to Bejing.
Tragedy and El Macho hunting seem to go hand in hand, unfortunately. The previous expeditions funded by the SPLTNEMBG/NRA group met fates more befitting for a garbage truck worker than an outdoorsman. However, the leader of the first ill-fated expedition, Anton Wrobleski, said, "Hey man. I go out there, knowing the risks. If I die, man, then I die. But, the search must go one."
The president could not be reached for comment.
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