Bobism and the Tuesdayians
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If you have never heard of either of these concepts, it is alright.  Most of the modern world are MTWThFSS.  (Pronounced Im-Tea-Wuth-Fussess)  They believe that it is the year 2007 and there are 7 days in a week.  Most people have also never heard of Bob.  This is understandable, but we are working to spread the knowladge.  To begin with, today is a tuesday.  Every day is a tuesday.  And the year is 4 P.C. (Standing for Political Correctness and not Personal Computer or Pterodactyl Coolness)  There are seven tues in a tweek.  Begining on what the MTWThFSS's call Tuesday, our tues are called Tuesday the 1st through Tuesday the 7th.  An example being today's date: Tuesday the 7th the 26th of Febuary, 4 P.C.  Others would call it Monday the 26th of Febuary, 2007.  If you are still absolutly confused, don't worry.  Just remember that every day is a tuesday.

Now for Bobism.  This is much more complicated than the Tuesdayian calender, and the basics go thus:
1. There are an infinate number of infinatly large overlaping or individualy existing planes spanning time, space and thought.
2. The title Bob is given to the nearest being on the nearest plane to wherever the namer of Bob is (example, my Bob would be the one closest to me, your bob would be the one closest to you.  it is doubtful that we would have the same Bob.).  Bob must be a being capable of thought.  For the time being, Bob is an entirely theoretical person.
3. If plane travel is possible and a person is capable of being between two planes or in two planes at once, then they could potentially be their own Bob.
4. We are most likely Bobs to our Bobs, however while two people can share a Bob, no person can have more than one Bob except in the unlikely event of two entities being the exact same planar distance away from one person.
5. Bob is infinatly possible, and infinatly impossible.

Give it some thought, and see if you can discover anything else about Bob.  We have many questions, along the lines of Bob's potential to interact with our world, the proximity of Bob's world to our own, and the nature of infinity.
-As a side comment, how do we define food?  Is is something we eat?  Is it something we are capable of eating?  Is it something we consume that contains nutrients?  When does something become food or cease to be food?  Just some 'food for thought'.
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