| My Official Track Site! |
| OK, OK, actually this site is not "official" anything. It's just a a sight devoted to my love of track. It will eventually contain links and running tips for all the other people out there who love track as much as me! |
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| Some Shirt Slogans that i think are hilarious(most of them at least): Front: Cross Country isn't for everyone... Back: it's for weirdos who like to run through the woods in their underwear. Front: We don't run fast to win... Back: we just want to be polite and cheer you on as you finish. A runner's train of thought: harder...faster...harder...faster! A wise man once said: "it's not whether you win or lose, just how you run the race" or maybe that's just what the slow people say. Cross Country is just football at full speed and with longer sharper spikes...just ask the kids who get knocked down. Cross Country running is like hitting you head against the wall...it feels good when you stop. Athletes run track...everyone else is just playing games. We're the fast crowd your mother warned you about. Front: We're not cocky Back: We're just better than everyone else. Front: You gotta be insane to do this! Back: INSANITY ROCKS! Front: Anyone can run; but can you run and jump at the same time? I CAN! Back: HURDLE PRIDE! It's rude to count the people you pass. Out loud. Fast girls in short shorts! We go all the way! No matter how fast you are, someone is faster. No matter how hard you train, someone is traing harder. No matter how much you want it, someone wants it more. BE SOMEONE! The Strong, The Quick, The Mentally Sick! Running is a mental sport and we're all INSANE!!! Front: I can't throw a ball. I can't lift 500 pounds. I can't slam dunk a basketball. Back: I can run 3.1 miles, can you? Try to run faster, you're making me look good! You may be taller than me now, but we'll see who is taller on the podium. Cross Country guys have balls...other guys just play with them. Remember me? Tha't's what i thought... Distance girls like it LONG AND HARD! You won't die running...you'll pass out first! Sprinters: We're high on speed! Our sport is YOUR sport's punishment! Front: Some people ask how i run so fast... Back: I say, what do you do when you hear a gun? Bring on the pain...if cross country were easy, they would have called it football. Congrats! you got 2nd! Of all the losers, you took 1st! Front: 2nd place is ok... Back: For you! |
| (with a little cross country mixed in) |
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