YOU TOO CAN OWN A SPORK!
...sporks at wholesale prices
still not convinced that you need one? 101 uses for the spork
use your spork to slay evil snowmen
use your spork to detour traffic
lost your comb?  Grab a spork!
an instrument used during utensil therapy
peas...you can never fork them and they roll out of spoons.  Just the task for a spork
There is a spork for everyone...check out this Trekkie Spork
Use this super shiney spork to blind people with
and always remember to share your love of sporks with others!
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