What happens when Duo gets a Furby part 4

Another Gundam Wing fanfic by Elliminist

Author’s notes: ‘Bout time I continued it. Been Reading Eva fanfics for inspiration. Still, suggestions are welcome.

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Wufei, Trowa and Quatre land at a shopping center.

Wufei: Are we there yet?

Trowa: No. We are stopping by for a pit stop.

Quatre: OKAY! About time!

(Quatre runs out of his gundam to go to the loo)

(Trowa enters a store)

Quatre: (returning) Where’s Trowa gone?

Trowa: (returning) Behold! The pixie stick! Source of sugar and enlightenment!

(All start eating Pixie Sticks)

Wufei: (Hyperactive) I see my future! Manufacturing these Pixie Sticks!

Quatre: (Zero mode Hyperactive) TOUCH MY PIXIE STICKS AND DIE!!!

Trowa: (not hyperactive) Calm down Quatre…

Quatre: (still crazy) WHAT?? GO DROWN??

Wufei: (giggling like a girl) Can’t swim Quatre?

Quatre: (totally nuts) That does it!! Die Wufei!!! (Uses Sandrock Custom to attempt to step on him)

Trowa: (in Heavyarms Custom) Stop it! (Laughs insanely) Wufei’s mine!!!

(Quatre and Trowa fight over the right to kill Wufei)

Wufei: now’s my chance. (Runs away in Nataku Custom)

(All fall into a coma before long)

(Furby Injins enter)<A/N: If you don’t know who these are, then you haven’t read my story in order>

Furby with Mohawk: Chief! I see big monster!

Furby Chieftain: We strike!

Furby warriors: (make war cry sounds.)

(Furbies attack the Gundams to no avail)

(Deathsycthe Custom appears)

Furby: (inside Deathscythe custom) (innocent cute tone) Must Kill, must kill, etc.

Furby Injins: Who goes there?

Shinigami Furby (as we’ll call him): Hello Brothers. Call me Shinigami.

Furby Injins: GOD OF DEATH! Join us in the hunt.

Shinigami Furby: So it’s all over is it?

(Shinigami Furby helps bash the Gundams)

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Meanwhile…

Heero Yuy: Where is this place? This is like miles underground.

(Furby miners are seen)

Furby miner 1: Intruders!

Furby miner 2: Call the guard!

Furby miner 3: LUNCH BREAK!

All Furby miners: Okay.

(All Furby miners stop ranting and head for lunch)

Heero: “_;

(Heero stops at a door)

Heero: Should I enter?

(Relena appears)

Relena: Oh HEERO! (swoons) Save me!

Heero: (running) Should.

(Heero slams the door in Relena’s face)

(Relena turns out to be a hologram)

Relena: Heero’s fallen for the trap.

Heero: (looks around) …

(Furbies are running around doing jobs. On one wall is a sign bearing the intials FIA: Furby Intelligence Angency)

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Who goes there?

Heero: I come in peace.

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): I see

Heero: I would like to adopt a Furby.

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): You know Furbies aren’t just toys?

Heero: ???

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Follow me.

(Heero follows FIB 1)

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): Here is the processing plant where we create the physical shell of the Furby.

(Robotics create a Furby as they watch behind glass windows)

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): And here Furbies are being implanted with their user, the true furby.

(A chibi furby is seen entering a furby model)

Heero: I get it.

Furby in black 1 (FIB 1): So you are willing to take the task?

Heero: Yes.

(FIB 1 and Heero enter what looks like a nursery)

Baby Furby: (cute looking) Adopt me!

Baby Furby 2: Take Me!

Heero: So Kawaii…(cute)

Baby Furby 3: (puppydog eyes) Please?

(All the baby furbies look at Heero with puppydog eyes)

Heero: They’re super Kawaii…(cute)

Relena Furby: (appears) Please take me! (looks really cute)

Heero: ARGH!

Baby Furbies: ARGH!

FIB 1: Where did this come from??? It’s a spy!

(Heero and FIB 1 draw their guns)

(Heero and FIB 1 start shooting the Relena Furby)

(Hundreds of FIBs appear out of nowhere and contain the premises)

SIREN: THIS IS NOT A DRILL! REPEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! EVACUATE THE PREMISES! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

(Outside the Nursery, Furbies are running wildly)

FIB 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20: (surround Relena Furby) Don’t let it escape alive!!! (Start shooting)

(After the dust cloud clears)

Remains of Relena Furby: …………(twitch)…………

(A Computer Chip pops out of the Relena Furby)

FIB 1: It was a robot??!!!

FIB 2: They dare mock us??!!!

Relena: Blast! My plan was foiled! (laughs evilly) Heero! You will be mine!

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Author: That’s the fourth instalment of “What happens when Duo gets a Furby”. Don’t worry. Duo is still a main character.

Zechs: Why don’t I get a part?

Author: Because you’re in Mars with Noin, remember?

Noin: Zechs? C’mon! Lets go back!

Author: Maybe I’ll send some Furbies on an expedition to Mars…

Zechs: Done!

(Shake hands)

Heero: (enters with brow twitching) HOW COULD YOU!!!

Author: Maybe a few more might take out the stress.

Heero: LET ME AT THEM! LET ME AT THEM!

Author: (points to his left) Here they come.

(Relena furbies charge in overwhelming numbers at Heero)

Heero: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!