Disclaimer: Don’t you know who owns Gundam Wing and Furby?? Geez.

Author: Well, that last chapter got some feedback.

Chibi Furby with sunnies: That sure did pops

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Chapter 3- The Furby factory

(Heero lands at the furby factory)

(Actually it’s a cottage in the middle of a desert)

Heero: Now if I was a Furby where would I be stored?

(Tumbleweed passes through the scene as Heero makes up his mind)

Heero: Of course! That cottage is a perfect hideout for the Furby factory!

(Heero arms himself with his array of weaponry. Spandex, a gun hidden in his spandex)

(Heero reads a signpost on the outside of the factory)

Heero: Enter at your own risk, and enter through this door.

(Heero opens the door)

(instantly ragtime cowboy music is heard)

(Heero takes a peek)

(imagine this…The room was a standard western bar, except the humans were replaced with Furbies. All Furbies have a western accent)

Heero: One small step for man, one damn giant leap for the furby

Fubry sheriff: Now who’s his critter entering the pub? (authors note: This dude sports a sheriff badge, and a whooping bushy mustache. Hee hee)

Heero: (In his best western accent) Howdy Sheriff. My Name’s Yui.

Furby Sheriff: (lights a fag) Yui eh? Well, this is the best pub you’ll see in a long time, boy. Here, let me buy you a martini

Heero: Sure thing bud.

Furby Sheriff: Hey bartender, gimmie a round of the strong one’s, Martini to the max.

Bartender: Got it (prepare the drink)

(But before Heero gets the drink…)

Furby Gangster: Hey look sheriff, it’s the injins

Heero: Injins?

Furby Gang: (opens a door behind the grand piano and Red indian Furbies run towards the door where Heero stood) Get em Boys

(a smoke cloud reveals the furbies are having a brawl with the injins.)

Heero: Stop That! (pulls out his gun)

Furby Injin Chief: Me no hurt. Me like you. Me want to get outta here

(And with that the injins runn off)

Heero: ^_;

Furby Gang: (falls over)

Furby Sheriff: (sweat drop)

Heero: Ok, next room…

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Author: Self insertion is tempting, but I want to annoy Heero a while first.

Heero: Hey

Author: I could always constuct a Zechs Furby…or a Relena Furby…

Heero: Eep!

Furby: (blindfolded) must kill, must kill (hits the wall)

Relena: Heero! Where did you leave fluffy?

Heero: Fluffy???

Duo: Ah! Fluffy.

(Everyone stare at him)

Duo: Who’s Fluffy?

Author: Till next time. (ZAP)