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What happens when duo gets a Furby part 2

Disclaimer: Like I said, no profit made. Gundam Wing and Furby are licensed to their own companies.

Chapter 2: Furby meets Heero

Heero enters Duo�s room

Heero: Messy as ever� What�s that?

Duo: ha ha. The perfect soldier stumped for words.

Wufei: hahaha (Attempts to snip off his braid while distracted)

Duo: (bashes the stealth commando with the furby)

Wufei: ARGH! (runs out of the room)

Heero: �_;   What is it?

Duo: A Furby

Heero: what does it do? Is it dangerous

Furby: I love you

Heero: Cool. It can annoy Wufei, rival Trowa�s silence and is more compassionate than Quatre.

Duo: Yep

Heero: Can I have it?

Duo: No.

Heero: (pupydog eyes) please?

Duo: Its for Hilde.

Heero: Hilde, Hilde, Hilde, that�s all you care about. What about your promise to me?

Duo: I said friend, not lover�

Heero: Where�s the packaging?

Duo: Here. You can infiltrate the furby factory by yourself if you want.

Heero: Mission Accepted.

(Heero runs off in his Wing Zero custom to infiltrate the furby factory and Kidnap a Furby)

(Meanwhile�)

Duo: Hey guys, meet the furby I�m giving Hilde

Trowa: �

Quatre: Adorable. Its perfect for Hilde

Wufei: It�s the fluffy thing from the black lagoon that attacked me!!

Everyone else: (sweat drop)

Trowa: �

Furby: I love you

Trowa: �

Furby: Please love me.

Trowa: (stressed) �

Furby: I know you do

Trowa: (losing his self control) Please Duo, stop doing that

Duo: But I wasn�t.

Trowa: then who was?

Quatre: it�s the furby�s self response program.

Duo: (reads instruction manual) Uh oh! This thing is not programmed to stop talking.

Furby: (bloodthirsty monotone) Must kill, must kill!

Wufei: Where do you get them?

Duo: Here�s the address for the factory, Heero�s already going. (hands them a piece of paper)

(Wufei, Trowa, and Quatre run to their gundams and start travelling to the factory)

Duo: weird.

Furby: (gets in Deathscythe Hell custom somehow and flies off in the direction of the factory)

Furby: must kill, must kill�

Author: What will happen to these pilots? Why are the Furby still being produced?

Does anyone remember the Furby invasion 65 million years ago?

Furby: We conquered the dinosaurs, and we will conquer the humans.

Duo and Hilde: That�s it. Furby, you�re grounded.

Furby: Damn. My plans are foiled.

Heero: Help me Duo! Relena�s lost her house keys!

Relena: come to me Heero!

Duo and Hilde: (sweat drop)

Author: (zaps everyone into the next chapter) Till next time.

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