Mad Rantings :Frank

7:11 am: Woke up. The worst for wear. Work. Ooh.. the torture.

9:15 am: 2 egg sandwiches. Cereal drink. Full. Sleepy. Oohhh.. but for the work!

1:00 pm: Ate a plate of pasta for lunch. An hour later.. stomach still rumbling.

1:30 pm Converse with boss. Felt unnatural affection and affinity for her.

2:30 pm Unusually high level of competence and concentration at work.

2:45 pm Hair looked the bomb in the morn. By midday, hair looks the frizz.
Feel fat.
And bloated.
And fat some more.

6:07 pm At the end of work day, thought I could dedicate my life to my boss. Strange cos I am planning to quit.

6:45 pm Met mom and sis in shopping centre. Unusually joyous.

7:00 pm KFC. Ate 2 chicken, fries and then choked down more fatty crunchy skin from the plates of sister and the mother.

7:30 pm Felt fat. Not to mention bloated.

7:45 pm Shop. Saw one embroidered top. Must have it. Got it.

8:25 pm Left shop still thinking of another top.

9:00 pm Turn back to buy the other top. Simply gotta have it.

9:15 pm Unusually joyous mood. Show off tops to anyone willing to see.

9:25 pm Saw Barbie doll. Must have it. Bought it.

9:29 pm Showed Barbie doll, to every who's willing to see.

9:30 pm On cloud ten : = )

9:45 pm Walk home, harrassed by boys.
Mood turned sour. Angry and threatening. Give boys the sharp look. They cowered.. you wish.

9:48 pm Picked up the phone and called the neighbourhood police.
Conversation goes..
"I would like to complain about some strange people under my block.. harrassing me.."
Police promised to look into the matter. Hmmm.

9:55 pm Satisfied. Played new doll for a minute. Tried new clothes for 2 minutes.
Feel fat.

Logical Conclusion:
That time of the month ;(

SHERI