Mad Rantings :Romeo

When I was thirteen, I posed God two main questions.
No, it's not .. "What is the meaning of life?"

I was a teenage girl for crying out loud. My life revolved around inconsequential stuff like spots (yikes..). Bitchy classmates (just because I was a spotty nerd!!). PMS (yes folks, even then, I was doomed to fight a losing battle with that wicked curse ;(

And New Kids On The Block (I wanted to marry Joey McIntyre, by the way. I would have succeeded, if not for the fact that a million other teenage girls aspired to do the same. Up to this day, I still blame him for my wretched state of falling for unattainable men..)

So there.
With all that major diversions, do you really think I have the mind to be all deep and intellectual??

Yes, I was a nerd. But not that kind of nerd. I was the literary nerd. Yes sire, I read a lot and I write too much. And I was my English teacher's favourite pet. Those were the days.. Neat.. ehhemm. I mean, cool.

Okay, okay. You caught me there. I am still the same ol' nerd. There, you happy, now? :P But enuff is enuff, I beg you, do not interrupt me. I could just go on and on about my teenage dirtbag days.

Take a breather before we proceed.
Breathe in. Breathe out. Ready or not?
Now don't laugh but the first question I posed to God was..

'When will I be famous?'

*Chuckle.* She's soooo... 'deep', Ms. Sheri, isn't she??*

Oiiiii, you. Yes I can hear you. And I agree somewhat.
But shuddup just the same, why don't ya? :P

As you can see from my grace-less attitude, I bet it's no mystery that I am not famous. If I was, I would not be writing about me.. on my own website. I would spend my spare time bedding my groupies.

Well, about this question. I think God has spoken to me. By not aswering me. Which means I will never be famous. So slight bummer. I'll live. And I rest my case.

"Next."

Oh this soooo piss me off....

'When will I find true love?'
Was my second question to God.

Hell, I think he is quite fed up of listening to the same question over and over again, from only about.. let's see, a gazillion other girls and boys...

Maybe that's why he has not filled me in on it. It could also be that he is witholding the answer for at least a few more years to come. Gimme a break. I am already 25. I need all this positive thinking, for me. To stay half sane at least.

*But dear God, at least answer me before I'm thirty. I have a deadline to meet somewhere, thank you very much.*

Then I see couples walking up and down the streets, holding hands, sometimes arguing and most times playing games with each other. Doing mostly ordinary stuff.

And I find myself thinking,

'Nope, that's not how I want my life to be. No sire, if I want to be with my true love, I want it to be MAGIC. Midnight sparks, swirling passion and moonlight kisses.'

I do not want to settle for just the ordinary. The mundane, compulsory husband with 2 kids. I do not want to be the wife slash mother slash daughter of somebody. Hell no. I'd rather slash my throat than do that. Gross.

All I want is to be my true love's true love. I have no idea who or where my soulmate should be. If I did, you would not be reading my guts, would you?

No ma'am, I would be off somewhere with the love of my life in our romantic rendezvous in Prague. Living our free lives. Without a care in the world for material possessions because afterall ... all we need is love. Spoken like a true hippy, no? ;). I can just imagine him fitting me like a glove.. warts and all. See, I am not even asking for Mr Perfect. Simply my match.

I know, I know.
I am living in my cuckoo land. But you know what? I am sooo burnt out from living my very ordinary life. For once, I do wish for some sprinkle of magic.

*Eureka!!*
Wish!

I think I get it, you guys.. the reason why God has not answered me!!?? Duh! Am I always such a genius?!?

All this while, I have been barking up the wrong tree!! Instead of asking a question, I should have wished for God's miracle.

Ooohh... imagine the possibilities!! Where do I start?? I know, let's start with the basic.

"Dear God,
Can you please send me my true love??
And ohhhh..errr..... if possible, can you errrrrrrrr... make me famous??"

Shshhssh you... I know what u think. 'Greedy bitch.'

Well, I figured there's no harm trying, eh??

*wink wink*
*fingers crossed*

Now.. now, I wonder how long will it take for God to answer my prayers. Hopefully before I turn thirty!!

SHERI