Mad Rantings :Raining Men

Geri sings:
Humidity's rising
Barometer's getting low
According to all sources
The streets the place to go

She says:
Raining cats and dogs and I have to go out. I promised her. Oh, but must I? The couch beckons. Ooh imagine me with a bag of chips.. Bliss...It's so cold outside too... and the storm!! The lightning! It's horrible! It's a wreck out there! I can't go out there! But no! No! I must change! Let today be the day, dahlling...Today is the day. Today is the day... Promises must be more than just promises..

Geri sings:
Cos tonight for the first time
At just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's raining men..

She says:
Shucks .. it's five past two!! I'm gonna be late again dammit! Don't need the umbrella cos I am a strong girl... Won't get sick... I am an Aries... I have healing powers.. I mean, where on Earth am I gonna put that brolly... on this ludicrously small bag? You must be kidding, Mom! Oeeer.. isn't that the same guy I met last night?? Bloody rain spoiling my hair.. oh, how do I look......?

Geri sings:
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out!
I'm gonna let myself get wet
Absolutely soaking wet!

She says:
Ahhh.. rain.. rain everywhere.. on me... why is he everywhere I go? Three times in four days. Must not believe in fate. Must not believe in Fate... "Oh.. hi! Fancy seeing u here!!" *smiles, smiles, plastic smiles* Oohhh... if only I didn't wear this short dress. What was I thinking?? Wind... Blows... Too... Strong... And this hair.. arghhhhh...

Geri sings:
I feel stormy weather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

She says:
Talk.. talk .. he's talking. My mouth moving. What am I talking? Must run. Can't handle it... Must stay away. Mind too weak. Oh.. how long has it been? He's scaring the bejezees outta me. But for that smile! Adorable. Won't fall for it. Stay away.. Shit. Did he say he's stopping off where I am? Holy cow! Of all days... "Okay bye then.. See you later.."
Yes, please...
Oh no, you don't.. Will sit as far away as humanly possible. Man.. does he have to sit so near??? Thought I've lost him...

Geri sings:
It's raining men
Hallelujah! It's raining men!
Every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and mean
Rough and tough and strong and lean

She says:
Now's who's the fella? He's staring. Don't look. Act like you are reading. Oohh.. he's quite fitttt! What's the matter with you?! I said, don't look!
And who is this other fella?? Gotcha.. red handed. Quit staring at me??? Why are they staring? Is it my hair? Must be my hair... shucks the hair. Pretend you are reading... Damn. This is a boring book... why do men only go out on rainy days?? Hell... why am I even looking at them? They are not even my type! Though they are sooo fit!!
Bingo! Reach. Finally. Run...
"Hello sweetie.. sorry I'm late but it's raining!"
Shucks! Shucks! Shucks! Isn't that the old boyfriend?? Must ignore him. My.. my... my... but he's looking incredibly buff... Ignore... him.... Shit! I just smiled. Redeem yourself, quick.. 'Hi.. and bye!!' Can I be anymore real?
'He's a friend, sweetie.. an old friend. Yes I got a slight headache. The rain is really getting to me.. '
And my hair...

SHERI