The Himbo & Bimbo Times: Just Ask

Dear Himbo/Bimbo,

I've a problem. A couple of years ago, my wife bought these really silky, red hot panties. The thought of them rubbing against my butt-cheeks was just too much. One day while she was out, I couldn't help but try them on. Oh the texture... they were simply adorable!

Since then, I've had a rather large fetish for women's underwear. I wear them everywhere I go and also recently, I've started dressing up for weekends. Make-up and all! My wife caught me in the act and now, she's threatening to leave. Whatever shall I do?

Randy Focker

Dear Ms Focker,

Let me be the first to say, "Welcome to the Club!!"

I, myself am a fan of silky, laced panties! I mean, I tried Himbo's grey briefs once.. it was disgusting.. I felt like I was wearing sand paper! I still have the marks to show for that one time indiscretion..

So, I don't know about your wife but I guess I would be mad, at first, if Himbo were to wear my dress and my make up without my permission. Like, can't you guys buy your own stuff? And I bet you didn't wash your hands when you touched my... errr.. her.. pot of eye shadow!! Ooh the nerve...

Ehemmm...I am also sure, Himb... errr... Randy schweetie.. that you must have resembled a drag queen, to scare her like that. Neither Boy George nor RuPaul are cool, dahhhling...

My advice is to go for a color consultation with a make up artist or a Color-Me-Beautiful consultant. I have a strong feeling you are a Warm Winter, just like Himbo... Tell me if I'm wrong.

Luv,
Bimbo

Dear Randy Focker!

Your problem is an interesting one. Although do you really think this is a problem dude?

Like maybe you should just tell that bitch wife of yours to shut her *&#$, man. I mean, like there's nothing wrong with appreciating your significant others' underwear once in a while. David Beckham does it, so why can't you?

Bimbo gets me to dress up all the time. Like once, she gets me to wear this really skimpy thong. I mean, this thing, was like, totally, riding up my ass. I had the runs for a week, but hey, it was kinda kinky. And I do look pretty awesome in the photos too.. oh yeah!

Anyway Randy, you sound like a total nerd and normally I wouldn't associate with the likes of you. But you have struck a chord with me and I want you to fight for our rights, man.

Our rights as men who wish to dress up as women. Make up and all. Make me proud man!

Himbo

So, like, this is where you spill your guts. Cry, shout or do whatever. Jus' make sure your problems are readable (i.e.sentences are formed). See, despite being bimboistic, Himbo & Bimbo do have some journalistic standards to conform to.
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